Courtata

ha ha

[gigi @420insidejob]

if I was a deer the first thing I would do is run into traffic

[prance @bocxtop]

the worst thing u can do is turn 23

[Courtata @Courtata]

I was depressed this morning and went to McDonald’s for a hashbrown. :’)

[Courtata @Courtata]

Me 🤝 the spider in my shower

[Khairy Creek @KhairyCreek]

Packed my daughter lunch for Daycare 🥰

[Marvin Abbey @marvinabbey]

The first sentence took me out! 😩😂😭

[jory cones @notcoryjones]

i could confidently fight any pigeon

[Courtata @Courtata]

I’ve never met a nice person that drives a white 4runner

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

rest in peace king

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize comedy

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

carrie fisher's house is so iconic

[prance @bocxtop]

um???

[trish @ultragloss]

if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil

[Rads @_radsy]

once you reach a certain age if you pull an all-nighter, you die

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[justin @farringt0n]

"it doesnt feel like christmas" bro when was the last time you felt anything