Court

I've been on this site too long to leave yet

[Court @CourteyQ]

Going through the footage of our family's own 'Survivor', this has to be one of my favorite moments. When we figured out that none of us wanted the reward, we just wanted to win that badly.

[Court @CourteyQ]

@ClaireRehfuss A true needle in a haystack!

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Googling "how to do taxes" on April 15th

[Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer) @DrChrisCombs]

All of us on twitter dot com monitoring the situation and preparing for reentry

[Luke Leisher @luke_leisher_]

I think NASA should have an unlimited budget to do whatever they want.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Christ is risen from the dead, and with him, we too rise to new life! This Easter proclamation embraces the mystery of our lives and the destiny of history, reaching us even in the depths of death. #Easter

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Y’all mind if a girl gets a little romantic about baseball?

[olive 🩵 believe in the ninth jedi @ct_girlie]

annoying my coworkers so much already today

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

how it genuinely feels to walk out of the movies after seeing Project Hail Mary and feeling hope instead of doomerism about the future

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

christian and devens

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

“For all the young people out there, those dreams are formed now. Go chase them and go get them, because our country loves sports and it brings us together unlike anything else. And if you didn’t know that…you saw it in Team USA Hockey”

What a signoff from Tirico just now🇺🇸

[tallulah bankhead @diandrasdiandra]

shrinking gives me too much anxiety about harrison ford's mortality

[jordan @JordanUhl]

This is a testament to what hard work & perseverance can do. Just a last year Bad Bunny was caddying for a struggling golfer. Now he’s headlining the halftime show.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Them: You better not be a colorful espresso maker when I get there

Me:

[Julia @mouIinmarius]

How it feels to be living in a world with the muppet show back

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

john candy greeting her up there like this

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My first AI assistants

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

My husband and I realizing that neither of us wants to cook or clean up from dinner and we both want the same kind of take out.

[Dion Dawkins @DDawkins66]

#BillsMafia I need your help 😳Hit the RT to cast your vote and bump me up to 1st place to support Dion’s Dreamers ⛄️

#WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66

[Elmo @elmo]

Don't forget to take a nap today! Elmo knows you're going to need it!

[🏈 emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

surround yourself with people who would never decline the opportunity to play football and eat an edible, human sized Pop-tart mascot.