Courtney

[Courtney @Courtknee0923]

Last night I was approached by a group of teen girls at the movie theater because they were looking for an "adult" to help them. I've done it ya'll...at 25, I finally look old enough to be an adult 👵 #ifeel80 #myjoints #myachingtentacles #happybirthday

[M~ @lilmarrockz]

Okay but how has no one posted this yet for #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade ??

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

When you lose half your money, you then have to double what you have just to get back to even... same goes for trust and respect.

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

if tyler c isn’t the next bachelor i’ll riot. if pilot pete isn’t the next bachelor i’ll riot.

...basically i’m just excited to riot

[definitely not chloe @chanceofchloe]

kind of fucked up my life isn’t going the way MASH said it would be

[Courtney @Courtknee0923]

I just came here so say that there needs to be more @noahcent content in the world, specifically on Netflix. This guy 😍😍😍

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

Every morning I wake up, pour myself a cup of coffee, and spend 20 minutes thinking about how Hailee Steinfeld deserved more credit for her performance in The Edge of Seventeen.

[Netflix @netflix]

some of you never had to watch the last half-hour of Titanic on a second VHS tape and it shows

[Jonny 🤘🏽 @Jonny_V07]

I’ll just leave this here

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Let's turn this Texas Roadhouse into a Texas Roadhome

[Bill Dixon @BillDixonish]

“Basic” is just a way to shame people for enjoying totally normal shit.

[Sarah Hyland @Sarah_Hyland]

I want garlic bread.

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

It’s 2019. Put 👏 Sour 👏 Patch 👏 Kids 👏 and 👏 Watermelon 👏 in 👏 the 👏 same 👏 package.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

u ever have a complete mental breakdown at night then wake up to your period and just think oh thank god I’m not actually insane i’m just temporarily insane ha ha ~just girly things~ amirite

[Courtney @Courtknee0923]

@balockaye_h

[Vinny @Vin_cenzo_]

Creamer is for people who don’t like coffee.

Don’t @ me.