Courtnay

small & angry

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

@WandSchoolGames @Panathlon @SouthfieldsAcad @PE_Southfields @YouthSportTrust @BrandlehowSch

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Do you ever just really want to play sims so you can dissociate from the real world (but also because sims is fun)

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@franceswh_ Hahahahahah

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Today the four year old I aupair called me a meddling moose. #thenannydiaries

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@andonibuhler Omg thanks for such a prompt response

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

Guys wtf does sleep tight even mean

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When she’s angry with me, the 2 year old I au pair says she’s going to put me in the bin and honestly I’m terrified

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

@amyfalconerrr We love to see it

[Zuby Syed, MD, MS @craniocaudal]

You have to more than hashtag #BlackOutTuesday - EDUCATE YOURSELF ⬇️

[P. @phoebej_]

HOW YOU GOING SILENT FOR BLACKOUT TUESDAY WHEN YOU WERENT VOCAL TO BEGIN WITH

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

The people who are the loudest about social issues on social media are often the quietest when conversations really need to be had in real, every day life.

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

Who is deciding what is and isn’t essential? I could buy a scented candle and eye masks at the waterfront today but people can’t get smokes lol #CoronaVirusSA #COVID19SouthAfrica #LockdownSA

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

@priychinniah @haaniyah_ @thendojessica @ella_denicola whut.

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Who the fuck let me download #tiktok

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

Due to stockpiling, the pill I take is completely out of stock in the whole country. When I finish my box, can’t get a new one, and turn into the raging hormonal monster that lurks within, you stockpilers better run.

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

Seems like a lot of people waited for a lock down to develop a social conscience and start caring about people other than themselves

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

Boys’ tinder bios a week ago:
1,92m
420 friendly
Here for a good time not a long time
Don’t swipe right if you aren’t going to reply

Boys’ tinder bios now:
If corona doesn’t take you out, can I?
Looking for my quaranQueen
Need someone to isolate with 😜
Quarantine and chill?

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

#coronavirus has spawned a whole new breed of tinder bios

[Courtnay @CourtnaySam]

Maybe all of us actually were really here for a good time not a long time? #musings