Courtney Googer

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@McMarypants Except one with spaghetti.

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“Let’s Go Crazy,” by Prince & the Revolution.

Nailed it.

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I’ve definitely reached the point in my life where I have to start every story with, “Stop me if I’ve already told you this.”

Because I probably have. Possibly twice.

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@McMarypants Are you a member now?

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It just hit me that it should’ve been Toys ”R” WE all those years.

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@McMarypants Did you catch it?

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A friend once told me his grandmother mopped the floor every night, and it’s haunted me ever since.

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I’m telling you.

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I’d like to start a petition to ⁦@PepperidgeFarm⁩ to change this packaging to something I can open without having to use a knife.

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@HansGooger @KingJames Not even @KingJames could make me want to drink Pepsi.

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I can’t believe I’m saying this, but there are too many marshmallows in my bowl of Lucky Charms.

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The other night I dreamt I couldn’t find my car in two different parking garages. I can’t escape my bad sense of direction even in my dreams.

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@christinagooger Close.

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For reference, it’s this song: https://t.co/hkbmHDm2J9
He currently knows up to technetium. And therefore, expects me to know the same.

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I can’t stop laughing at how mad the 7yo gets with me bc I don’t know all the words to the periodic table song that he tries to get me to sing with him.

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I can’t stop laughing at how mad the 7yo gets with me bc I don’t know all the words to the periodic table song that he tries to get me to sing with him.

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@DaleGooger @christinagooger

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Oh good.

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People who go to the store, buy a gift, wrap it up, put it in a box, then take it to the post office and mail it deserve a standing ovation. And maybe an introduction to https://t.co/ct5qvlksTO.

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@hannahsmclain Mine collapsed after reading “8-hour Zoom.”

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Mob for hire. Small jobs only.