Courtney Lauster

hey that’s pretty neat // she/her

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@RileyOrth @m

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@UncleVonFunky a lego set??? Isn’t that for men with giant cocks??

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@UncleVonFunky You might as well double down and get moderna too. Just to be safe.

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

Is ‘natural blonde’ a special skill I can put on my resume???

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@EmmaReinagel Emma. I played this song maybe 63 times yesterday alone.

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@UncleVonFunky Jenny’s a heartbreaker

[Julia Larsen 👻 @julia__ghoulia]

it’s always “wyd” and not “ayw”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I used to write “sorry :(“ on my math tests I 100000% should not be allowed to have a credit card

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@Paulseph55 PAUL I’m watching it right now

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We need to remember: We’re at war with a virus — not with each other.

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@Paulseph55 Woke up to this Now I KNOW I’m gonna have a good day

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

My only current source of serotonin comes from the little ~swoosh~ noise my computer plays when I successfully send an email. Don’t ask me if I’m okay.

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

#help

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

“AT TIMES the candidates did actually address the issues” pretty much sums up the debate.

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@cameronjonperry if you hear Pluto Projector playing an obsessive amount from my room...mind your business.

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

@maced360 A purpose

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

Don’t mind me, just reevaluating my entire personality.

[Zai @Koolzai]

spicy isn’t even a flavor it’s literally a feeling y’all just like the taste of pain

[Courtney Lauster @CourtneyLauster]

The thought that life is going to still be like this AND it’s going to be winter soon makes me want to scream into the void.