Uncle Von Funky

Welcome to UFV, your one stop shop for all things Funny, Funky, Freaky, Sexy, and more. Stop by, enjoy a warm cup of Joe, sit back and relax, and enjoy!

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@djbitchtits There's always hope, queso!

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@tonytost Excited to give it my first watch, Tony!

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If you haven't seen the fantastic SEND HELP yet, go support it during it's final run in theaters!! Was exhilarating from start to finish and was nice to see something so fresh in theaters. Can't recommend it enough!

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Who gets to do any of these things when they're being tortured?

[Variety @Variety]

Jim Carrey offered to return his $20 million Grinch salary and was going to quit the movie amid "panic attacks" over the makeup. Then “a guy who trained the military on enduring torture" was hired to help him.

“Richard Marcinko was a gentleman that trained CIA officers and special-ops people how to endure torture,” Carrey told Vulture “He gave me a litany of things that I could do when I began to spiral. Like punch myself in the leg as hard as I can. Have a friend that I trust and punch him in the arm. Eat everything in sight. Changing patterns in the room. If there’s a TV on when you start to spiral, turn it off and turn the radio on. Smoke cigarettes as much as possible. There are pictures of me as the Grinch sitting in a director’s chair with a long cigarette holder. I had to have the holder, because the yak hair would catch on fire if it got too close. Later on I found out that the gentleman that trained me to endure the Grinch also founded SEAL Team Six.”

Read more here: https://t.co/9cfepn4M0E

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@MuseZack No bloody Mary or whiskey sour?

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@harbizard Used to pick up his lunch orders on 24 hours to hell and back, the amount of Panera that man would order if there was one close by was insane. Regardless of where we ordered from, there was almost always more than one grilled cheese involved

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@Hotgirlsfart420 Bob freaking Dylan took these??

[orb 🧭 @orb_net]

Orbama: Let me be sphere

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

Update your movie calendars and summer plans -- AMERICANA will now be coming to theaters on August 15th. Cool news for us. After the great trailer response, the release has been bumped up a week, giving us a bit more runway before fall movies arrive.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

It was foretold.

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Doing my part to help out our amazing delivery drivers 🙏

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Rowling's rolling

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Paapa Essiedu has now been cast as Severus Snape in the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series.

(Source: Deadline)

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@alekseyweyman Worst ninja experience ever

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@konsentraet @FearedBuck @SamuraiMathu First time I've ever felt the urge to try it

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Me hiding behind my girl as she tells the waiter my order isn't quite right

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@NbRubbish @ZKearney11

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Credit One Bank just ran an advertisement on Paramount Plus where the Credit One Bank God watched over the family in particular that held the Credit One bank card. Terrifying stuff whoever wrote that one up!

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@credenzaclear2 Lars Von Triers Breaking the Waves!