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2 bit himborb, cofounder @ vibecamp

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@Winterrose im goin. sleep tho

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@graphtheory lmao what happen

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@BLUNDERBUSSTED this one is real actually

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just heard some guy call epistemology a nine dollar word, inflation is hitting everywhere

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@BLUNDERBUSSTED there's no goatse someone send in a retrieval team

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@BLUNDERBUSSTED bro didnt put the virgin mary on there

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@prana_addict wat

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startup idea: boyfriend who is actually funny

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me

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@a_musingcat how's the pvp buddy

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@hamedinsf @Joe_ICHTHUS i wasnt trained well

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>best party in sf
>only 30% of ppl showed up

[Hamed @hamedinsf]

Takeaways from hosting the best party in SF history:

1. Only 30% of Partiful accepts actually show up

2. You are much more likely to get approved if your Partiful has a picture and some socials.

3. If you are a dude just message the host and offer to bring drinks.

4. More girls showed up than guys. What are you nerds doing!

5. We all need dancing lessons

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@hamedinsf neither trolling nor anon im literally an orb man

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@SpursAlt @envisionedluna ive never watched his podcast idk

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@MaleManlpulator oh no have i metaphorically shown mine now

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@MaleManlpulator where are they showing ass so i can avoid it

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@hamedinsf that's two more bits than you've got buddy count em

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have brits not heard if the humble double u

[Rosie Campbell @RosieCampbell]

I've lived in the US for 9 years and only just found out Americans don't say:

- at the weekend (they say "this weekend")
- in future (they say "in the future")
- "double" when spelling out a word with repeated letters or a number with repeated digits (like "double oh seven")

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@SYNESTHEIZURE that's the joke dot gif

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the borough of queens ny implies the existence of *gunshot*