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2 bit himborb, cofounder @ vibecamp, hwo

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watching sports with big sports ppl is basically active listening you just use different words

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girls always tryna do the freakiest shit until youre in front of all 13 of her stuffed animals

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@quasimatt connect me with the shake team i will get it deployed on android

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@SYNESTHEIZURE @LinkofSunshine @Undue_Risk she's wrong btw

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@keyofgeo @squirtle_says @FeralPHunter @Based_d0ll @amphichrome_ https://t.co/YslMXDZKca

[𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter @FeralPHunter]

@intelligentpawg I’m screwed

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

"would you love me if i was a centipede"
yes of course i would.
centipedes have like 100 feet

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@Based_d0ll oh i walked by that the other day, jess didnt recognize one piece from the famous cartoon one piece

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i mean that's cool theyre chinese but do their clans have tartan patterns

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

They’ve found that sperm whales have such complex language that its structurally comparable to Chinese. They use what are essentially vowels. They have different cultural identity markers for each clan of whales. Thats actually insane.

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i gotta be going to more orgies, where my husband at

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

everyone’s like “you can’t give advice about meeting someone, you just got lucky met your husband at an orgy. that’s just totally random and not something anyone else can do!”

you guys. i literally put on a sexy outfit and went to a party centered around one of my interests, and then met a person who shares my interests and personality type. this is the most traditional way to meet a spouse. it could have been bowling, or trivia, or tap dancing.

i’m sorry to be the one to say it, but you’re all ngmi.

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@squirtle_says @FeralPHunter @Based_d0ll @amphichrome_ and they say he's not a little fruity with it

[Squirtle @squirtle_says]

@FeralPHunter @Based_d0ll @amphichrome_ fph turned me into an e-MAN

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@garvvee @beansdelivered insane lore this explains so much

[turning and turning @callofthefoid]

my man took me to tiffany they said this necklace is 20k he said i spend that on breakfast they said okay so buy it he said i can’t i need that money for breakfast and they made us leave

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@garvvee @beansdelivered bill 😡

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@vocalcry 🥲

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@aspergtame 🫪

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@Impish_Bunny @Proton_Pass no the trick is doing password2345

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@cremieuxrecueil @thedimitri much taller and more handsome than youd expect

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@vocalcry waow i shouldve said hi

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

Zohran knows that New York City could save 1.4M per year if they cut funding to the machine that pumps pee smell into the subways but once again he has been swayed by big lobbyists