turning and turning

when i was born i weighed 11 pounds

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to err is human, to berate someone for their mistake is divine

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my man took me to tiffany they said this necklace is 20k he said i spend that on breakfast they said okay so buy it he said i can’t i need that money for breakfast and they made us leave

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@HunterBiden will you be a witness at my courthouse wedding in nyc this fall?

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@FeralPHunter i guess so

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you should be submitting pictures to mid castiza of the day and getting rejected repeatedly throughout your twenties to stay hungry

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@thelifeoftoad more like whole paycheck

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if i got on mid castiza of the day yeah obviously I’d act different

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@hopes_revenge there’s a bob dylan song about this as well

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@hopes_revenge bob dylan said this first

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@dyslexicgoatz love this

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the worst thing you can be is 27. it’s a dark tunnel with no service in the sunny road of your 20s and every time you listen to and enjoy a charli xcx song you have to take the same type of shower you take after a rape

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@coldhealing i discourage any effort to block off paths to women feeling flattered

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@imissblackmidi the combination is really what does it though. beautiful and alchemic.

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@Bonecondor was sooo bad

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@flowrmeadow 🥲

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@1thWorldProblem no im just an idiot🩷fixed now

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most embarrassing thing in the world is googling why is my vlookup not working

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i hate the lockpicking lawyer because i loved picking locks in high school and everyone would say oh have you heard of the lock picking lawyer? imagine asking someone who plays basketball if they’ve heard of an annoying lawyer who plays basketball on youtube. you wouldn’t.

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i need to get involved in some idiotic projects. i want to go to parties and say stuff like im working on a retelling of king lear but backwards

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@FeralPHunter beautiful girl short brown hair? i think i remember