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sarcastic virgo

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

I just rooted thru my son's Halloween candy for an almond joy, like the raccoons in The Great Outdoors

[TMZ @TMZ]

Happy 62nd birthday to Keanu Reeves! 🥳🎂

[Loni Love @LoniLove]

If you or someone you know is going through a hard time or having thoughts of suicide, please call or text 988 to reach the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline for free, confidential support available 24/7.

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

Growing up my bus drivers always listened to @DVERADIO and today I learned that my daughter's bus does as well when she was told me all the kids (3-5th grades) were laughing at @DVERandy and @AbbyKrizner.

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

Documentarian Ken Burns talks about what he learned during the making of his latest project, "The American Revolution."

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

The world is going hell, but at least the smell of Windex makes me smile while cleaning.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I send our congratulations to a fellow Chicagoan, His Holiness Pope Leo XIV. This is a historic day for the United States, and we will pray for him as he begins the sacred work of leading the Catholic Church and setting an example for so many, regardless of faith.

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

@TrumpDailyPosts We are cooked.

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

Avery Santo has begun a wonderful reading adventure. Please click the link to support Avery Santo's reading efforts https://t.co/8izkN7Nnao

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Bill Burr Destroying Elon Musk

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

@FSBigBob and @fsmikey gonna have a busy Monday going through Super Bowl comments. God Speed, boys.
#WORSTHALFTIMESHOWEVERAFTERLASTYEARSWORSTEVERAFTERLASTLASTYEARSWORSTEVER......

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

@kanyewest Keep reaching to say relevant, you pompous trash bag.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Some people voted for trump.
Some people voted for Kamala.
Some people voted 3rd party.

But I guarantee you that NOBODY voted for a fucking billionaire to be raiding our Social Security.

What the fuck is THIS bullshit?

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

beer and liquor is about to $$$
Let's hear them stay quiet about that for long.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

MAGA is awfully quiet about this list of items which even Fox News says will be more expensive after Trump’s tariffs.

Care to comment?

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

MAGA is awfully quiet about this list of items which even Fox News says will be more expensive after Trump’s tariffs.

Care to comment?

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Donald Trump when the tariffs hit

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

What's the most iconic final line said by a character?

I'll begin:

Some Like It Hot (1959)
Director: Billy Wilder

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

how do i lose 30 pounds without cutting out baja blast, coffee creamer, and my ritual of eating 400 calories worth of candy at 11pm???

[courtney @CourtneySanto]

Friend 's dog Cooper went missing 1/8/25 in Washington Cnty. on route 519/McMurray. Please please share. He’s very friendly and freezing. He does not have a collar or tags on but he is chipped. #Pittsburgh #Missing #MissingDog #WashingtonPA