Courtney Sheehan

i mean how hard can it really be? (she/her)

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[emboo 🎃 loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[mcstankoven @LlLSTANKY]

if new york got spiderman who protecting raleigh

[Courtney Sheehan @Courtney_She]

okay but it should’ve been me

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Nicole Kidman reveals that she was made an AMC A-Lister for life following her viral ad.

(Source: @VanityFair)

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

maybe im getting migraines bcs im spiderman

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

we burned this much healthcare while triple tapping a girls school in iran for israel. also, straits still closed. never any money for social services or medicare for all though.

[rachel. .. @rachelchinourir]

What
The
Fuck girls.
This is serious.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Courtney Sheehan @Courtney_She]

perfectly sums up why i’m a Canadian when i travel

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.

Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us — one of home, tradition and memory over generations.

[jynx @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[Courtney Sheehan @Courtney_She]

if i was on big brother i’d make everyone in the room pick a number every time i had to make a decision

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

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[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

HIT THE MUSIC ☘️

We’re headed to the NATTY

#GoIrish

[Jenevieve @imniceandsmart]

Are u gonna eat ur pickle

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

it’s actually so crazy that my dog is going to be the first dog to never die

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i don’t go to work to “hustle and grind” i go to chit and chat

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine