Courts

biscuit connoisseur

[Courts @Courtneynewson]

So unbelievably proud of you❤️❤️❤️

[Eliza🥝 @Eliza_xox]

So I got a first on my dissertation and I still can’t believe it, never did I think that this would be so relevant to the world we’re living in right now😪 so proud of myself

[Courts @Courtneynewson]

Official George Floyd Memorial Fund https://t.co/GqjsrcoXTu

[ً @TEMPLOXCX]

𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄: [𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃]

[Callum @CallumGilf]

Can’t believe the government is taking this strategy

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

no touch me i social disty

[Callum @CallumGilf]

I love it when I get a headache and I google my symptoms and the NHS website tells me I actually died 4 hours ago

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

I have watched this approximately 9,345,678 times so far today

[Callum @CallumGilf]

Genie: and for your third wish

Me: [holding two life size pitbull cutouts] take a fucking guess

[ColdplayXtra @coldplayxtra]

Coldplay are back and they are here to save 2019.

🌙☀️ #EverydayLife

[Callum @CallumGilf]

If it’s me
versus a goose
I may as well
tie the noose

[Courts @Courtneynewson]

He stays in heaven so he doesn’t encounter me

[Courts @Courtneynewson]

God fear me

[Courts @Courtneynewson]

What the crisp packet sees at 3am

[Callum @CallumGilf]

Okay babe who the fuck is battery sufficiently charged

[Courts @Courtneynewson]

@CallumGilf I’m having an affair

[Courts @Courtneynewson]

@ame1iafaye @CallumGilf :(

[Courts @Courtneynewson]

@mattyadcroft Thank you good sir, I hope you’re frolicking with the kangaroos down under