Courtney

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

[𝒛𝒂𝒉 @zaheerah_raja]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[kin @94chevycorsica]

and let me be clear re: try guys….. if this was a keith cheating scandal i would need to be institutionalized

[Courtney @Courtneyy121]

@cassidyjmiles YES

[Kait Feldmann @kaitfeldmann]

Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!

[Jon Levy @jonlevyBU]

I didn’t do any work over the holidays, but I maintained a high level of stress and inadequate sleep so I could ease the transition back.

[🦇ashton🕸 @graveyardpansy]

i haven’t seen ppl talking about this on twitter yet, but as of today, NC prisons are no longer allowing incarcerated ppl to receive mail.
🧵

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

I just received an email from Central Admin letting teachers and principals know they ‘understand how difficult these times have been for us.’
It was followed by, ‘please complete the following tasks before the end of the day.’

We have to stop PRETENDING to care about educators!

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

JUST ONCE, I want to be part of a staff meeting where the agenda reads ‘Things We Are Removing From Teacher Plates.’

[Brad Weinstein @WeinsteinEdu]

This is the third year in a row that you've been trying to teach during a pandemic.

Of course you're tired.

Of course it's hard to stay positive.

Better times will come, but it's ok to not be ok right now.

[Courtney @Courtneyy121]

This is important to me

[Sterling K Brown @SterlingKBrown]

The #Honeycrisp apple is the best! Growing up all I knew was #reddelicious (not delicious), the #grannysmith (good, but mad tart), and whatever the hell that yellow jawn is! If you haven’t had one, try it. If you think there’s a better apple…you’re wrong. 😁

[Princess🤭 @hlulanimanyike]

I believe in holding grudges. I’ll heal in hell.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

So asking if someone is vaccinated is a “violation of muh HIPPAA rights” but snitching on people who’ve had an abortion is??????

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY PRAYER:
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[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

it’s actually kinda fucked up how often you have to go grocery shopping

[Molly @mollyluise]

Standing behind an elderly woman at @cvspharmacy and she’s buying insulin. $1200. She’s visibly upset, and I’m trying not to cry also. Pharmacist says “well at least your insurance paid for over half bc the cash price is over $3000” HOW HAVE WE LET THEM CONVINCE US THIS IS OKAY?