Cousin Pickle, Proud American

The alter ego of an American man trapped in the leftist wasteland of academia. Destined to always bitch but never be heard.

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@lekina_g @sweetiebabes08 @GregStohr Perhaps the framers were ignorant of pandemics and such when they wrote 1A? Maybe they were all "anti" this or thatters? OR maybe they viewed plagues and pandemics as once in a 100 year type events whereas the right to worship or not is a freedom that must be guarded daily? HMMM?

[Brendan Gutenschwager @BGOnTheScene]

A little over 8 hours since Joe Biden was inaugurated, and Seattle is on the move #Seattle #SeattleProtests

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

Turn about is fair play...

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@mviser Oh my God. Matt - the term "reach around" was popular with Marine DI's in the 1970s. It refers to a courtesy "yank the wank" given to the submissive man by the dominate at the end of a tryst. Of course, you know this already because @joebiden appears to give them to you regularly

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

Thank you #FortyFive. #FortySix it's all yours. @JoeBiden may Jesus protect you and your family and also help you to make wise, Godly decisions. Now, you are on the clock. Please put America First!

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@esglaude What a rare treat it is to be able by God's and providence to be able to directly address an actual anti-christ! James, the apostle, said there would be many of you in the end, you deceiver! Accusing Trump's people of murder to score points politically. You Pharisee!

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@J4ckM4d When you've been playing for a long time, seasons like this happen and can be healthy. Especially since you can't play shows...just ease back in to it. Listen to something different for inspiration. I'd suggest Tony Rice's Church St. Blues record. It'll fire u up!

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

Faux News Alert - Nashville, TN - Garth Brooks to perform during Innagurual Zoom event. Says "I'm with Joe!". Country music fans reply "Meh." 😑

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@steve_vladeck @scotusblog Roberts is not likely sidestep his duty as PO of his own volition. Thomas, Alito et al, will have much to say to Roberts... Ironically, I have a feeling that should the Senate take up the matter after 12:01 on 1/20, it may fall to laches.

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@Christine19733 @steve_vladeck The impeachment of a military officer is a court martial. It is adjudicated pursuant to the UCMJ not an Article III court or the US Congress pursuant to Articles II or III respectavily.

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

Now hear this: If you hold a ball, play guitar, pretend to be a comic book hero or tell jokes for money & got rich doing it, damn proud of you. But, please don't believe anyone at all cares about your politics or social views. You are the help. Appreciate it. #freeAmerica

[Ambur Walker @TX_WalkerRanger]

Are you still with President Trump?

I AM. 8 Days.

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

Once Trump goes gently into the good night, who will be the foil of America's grand political theater? DC is hooked on Trump like Marion Berry w/ crack. Isn't ironic? Don't you think? @GOP @TheDemocrats #TrumpCoupAttempt

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@JasonIsbell Left or right, two sides of the same street, obscenely distant from the lives of genuine Americans. Tolerance is understanding why people bitch about paying $9 for a chicken or caring that gas prices increased .15 yesterday. #FirstWorldProblems

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@AOC Listen closely, young lady. You can have #Alabama when you pry her out of our cold, dead fingers. #Conservatives

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

The Left:

-Won’t let you go to church.
-Won’t let you go to work.
-Won’t let you go to school.

And now? They don’t want you to be able to speak.

[Will 🇺🇸 @NoLeftTurns]

2 Corinthians 5:17
"Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new."

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@22CB22CB @kylenabecker Pal, if you won't accept sworn testimony from dozens of fact witnesses in PA, WI & AZ televised nationally without edits, then there is no pleasing you. Smoke & a pancake?

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@brifd @TomFitton I see you Brien Doyle. You wrap yourself tight in a self serving cocoon of pseudo-libertarianism basking in the neon glow of your "right to offend". Taking potshots at either side like a half blind bipolar sniper, afraid to choose because your mind is afraid of the deep...

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@dennisdaley1 @DawnGoodsell @CBS_Herridge @realDonaldTrump Hi Dennis, let's debate! You choose the topic and I'll assign affirm/defense. In writing, min. 2000 word thesis with 3 follow up rounds at 500 words each followed by a 200 word summation via email. We publish to Twitter and let the twitterverse choose the winner. You game, bruh?

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

Also, let me add this - Hosea 8:7 For they sow the wind And they reap the whirlwind. The standing grain has no heads; It yields no grain. Should it yield, strangers would swallow it up.

[Cousin Pickle, Proud American @CousinPickle]

@GabrielSterling Blood ran in the streets this summer thanks to Antifa and BLM, cities burned. Patriots are rightly angry because you and the SOS refuse to simply VERIFY THE DAMN SIGNATURES because of an illegal consent decree. You are less than a man. You are mouse, sir.

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

'THIS HAS TO STOP!' Georgia Election Official Makes Angry, Emotional Plea to Trump to Denounce Violent Threats from His Supporters https://t.co/FG2F14NP31