Matt DeSouza

Banker, husband, father, life-long Philadelphia Eagles and Arsenal supporter, golf nut. (Hmm... did NOT need 140 characters to sum it all up.)

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@JakeSharpeBBC @MarcinKlima1 I think they are just saying if he continues a normal stride (or even tries to evade) and gets tripped, it's a pen. The issue is that he makes an unnatural effort to click both his feet together and ensure he gets tripped.

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@Sam56983 @FPL_FC And also for Congo to not win, I think?

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@Calebprecious9 Can't believe Abou Diaby wasn't an option here!

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@JohnLeFevre If you want to run it like a business, you're probably right. And also, that's exactly what's wrong about it.

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@barca1899stats If I'm the manager, I'm telling my players not to talk to opponents at all, let alone with their mouths covered. It's not ridiculous, they've done it because players can't stop being racist or homophobic. What's ridiculous is players knowing this is a rule, and doing it anyway.

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@FPLOlympian I think what's insane is being told it will get you sent off and then deciding you still think it's in your best interest to do so.

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@scottiebateman You left out the part where the Steffen method takes 15 minutes to organize the people in the proper order before they go to the tunnel

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@DaveTheChairman I think his main problem is consistency. I was at the friendly against Ireland and he was possibly the best player on the pitch, he can sometimes be the spark that makes it all happen, and other days it just doesn't come off.

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@Logic_Engine @mygoatiswashed It's really the best part

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@NFLFrascella I'm a casual basketball watcher so don't hate if this is a stupid question, but does he get a 1 and 1 if he's fouled on the floor (looks like the scorebug says Bonus but not Bonus+) vs 2 free throws if he's in the act of shooting? Just trying to understand.

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@now_arsenaI I'd swap Ramsey for Rice and Clichy for... Koscielny maybe?

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@OswinAldon @premierleague @grok Lol imagine if we'd been command prompting grok for things like this over the last 10 years, and someone invented a feature where you just had to tap on the picture and it brought you straight to the article with this information. You'd be blown away!

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@rioforever19 @FBallAnalysisYT The most conservative investment possible will still return 2 or 3%. Tieing up money for a year to cash in a 0.9% return is not savvy at all.

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@Nick___Collins @SamHoweAFC You're either a fool who didn't realize someone digitally removed the fans (and paved over train tracks with roadways 🤣🤣🤣).

OR... you are so pathetic that you took the time (though obviously not much) doing it yourself.

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@Blahovic You're joking, right? He was brutally sacrificed to cover for a one-legged Hincapie. Surely you could see that?

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@propsMCFC We have plenty of iconic moments, don't worry.

That said, probably the sweetest of all is everyone forgetting what real celebrations look like, both at the stadium and around the world, because all the titles won by City had such sleepy celebrations by comparison.

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@bigphil321 What's funny is that he had to hustle and still almost didn't beat the swimmers, lol

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@TheJayBee A time machine

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@the__ey @AFCLifer It gets so packed - I had friends who got a table for the Carabao cup final by getting there 4 hours early, having breakfast. By 90 minutes before kickoff the last few standing room only spots were filled up.

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@the__ey @AFCLifer Do you go to Glebe Central pub? I think we'd have to get there 6 hours before kickoff though lol.