Telweb

I say the things your brain says in silence. 😂
Naija 🇳🇬 | Chaos Coordinator . Manchester United fan

[Telweb @Covenantprince7]

Today evening service was massive 😂

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

Bayern CEO confirms Harry Kane is close to a new deal. 🚨🔴

"I'm very positive! We are working on the details. Harry is fantastic, we're proud to have the Ballon d'Or winner."

New contract expected until 2029. 👑

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

Just Harry Kane putting a seat belt around his Ballon d'Or on the way home. 😂🌕

Protecting the most important passenger in the car. Safety first! 👑

[Mark Jay @Mark_Jays5uq]

your life doesn't have to make sense to everyone,it just have to feel right to you

[Mark Jay @Mark_Jays5uq]

one of the way to make it in life is to stop dating broke girls

[Ace_Nu_El @KairoDace]

When you’re nobody even nobody would love U.

[Ace_Nu_El @KairoDace]

Funny how d mind can find a thousand excuses for sumthin the conscience never really agreed with.

[Telweb @Covenantprince7]

@DAreaBoy Let camp here oooo

[Dickson twumasi @Dicksontwumasi2]

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid are VERY SATISFIED with the signings in the summer window.

ALL 6 signings played the Clásico and were IMPORTANT in beating Barcelona.

[NATTION @doublenattn1]

Turns out maturity is just getting tired of arguing with yourself about the same three things.

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

Fleetwood (League Two) knocked Arsenal out of the Carabao Cup on penalties. 💀
What’s the main reason?

[ChiChi✨ @Samefanta]

Your ideas will stay quiet until you move them.

[Telweb @Covenantprince7]

@Samefanta Just take the bold step

[ChiChi✨ @Samefanta]

Abuja tenants might finally catch a break.

The FCT Advance Rent Regulation and Tenants’ Protection Bill, 2026 just passed its first reading in the House.

You know how landlords can ask you to pay one or two years’ rent upfront, then increase it when you’re barely recovering from the last payment? This bill is trying to address that and make tenancy agreements fairer for both tenants and landlords.

Let’s see how it goes.

[ChiChi✨ @Samefanta]

Authenticity will always look a little cringe to those who are pretenders.

[Ace_Nu_El @KairoDace]

Life is not perfect and it will never be.

[Telweb @Covenantprince7]

@Kachygirlie Chai no nah for body massage

[Telweb @Covenantprince7]

Me and my mutual imagined something completely different 😭😂 I can’t believe this is what they use for massage! 💀🤣

[Ace_Nu_El @KairoDace]

Posting multiple positive HIV tests with a smilin selfie and then waiting for the algorithm to do the rest is a wild way to process the news.

And if it’s actually true, this isn’t the end of the world — HIV can be controlled with treatment.

[Ace_Nu_El @KairoDace]

If life ever gives u the gift of light, don't forget those who shared ur darkness with u..

[Telweb @Covenantprince7]

@An68068Angel Have a nice day 😊

[Angel Codas ✨✨✨🔥 @An68068Angel]

Who survive in Nigeria can survive anywhere in this world..
Good morning my neighbour..