Crispy The Patriot

Host of The Crispy Report. Red blooded American. Talks Shit Like It's Goin Out Of Style. E Pluribus Unum. Better dead than red.

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'Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent Alliances, with any portion of the foreign world.

George Washington, Farewell Address, September 19, 1796

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I turn 25 tomorrow. A whole quarter of a century. I'm stuck between feeling terrified and feeling nostalgic.

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@heavyhail @SamSatyenr @DevinNunes Very true. Taxation is theft

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The next time there's a protest in my town, I'm gonna stand on the opposite side of the street and start protesting for something that makes entirely no sense whatsoever

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It's hilarious. While about 20% of my city celebrated lgbt "pride" today, 80% celebrated father's day and having children.

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Oh. No wonder my eye was in fire. Good to know https://t.co/MXlqn0jR7D

[NWS Louisville @NWSLouisville]

A Code Orange Air Quality Alert has been issued for the Louisville Metro and parts of southern Indiana for today, Sun. June 17. #kywx #inwx

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@therealroseanne @georgesoros Wow. You sold out.

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Oh wow. I'm suspended on both of my Facebook accounts now. They are really cracking down on hates peach.
Smfh

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@B754344255 @REALDONALDPEPE Oy vey! Shut it down! The goyim knowwwwww

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@HillaryClinton I'd say something but I have a child to raise and rather you not arkancide me.

[Alana Mastrangelo @ARmastrangelo]

I don't carry a firearm for hunting, for protecting myself from potential attackers on the street, or for sport

All of those reasons are perks of having the #2A

I carry a firearm to dissuade government from becoming tyrannical; to remind government that it is SUBORDINATE to ME

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@jnudey Yeeeah good luck with that. I hope you brought a bulletproof helmet when you go for it, fag

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@lexi4prez Lmao, come at us. Seriously. C'mon. Give us the war we thirst for you sjw pussies.

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Wow. This is what the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION thinks about average everyday Americans. This should have a lot of you concerned https://t.co/UiX38bjPED

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

"No bias at the FBI" or something. This exchange is nuts.

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What a joke https://t.co/uM46sv1QU7

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@DeplorREBEL Take our country back. Duh

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@We_R_an0nym0us @realDonaldTrump Yeah but what is it really doing? They're still free and the DOJ is about as worthless as tits on a boarhog. Good luck getting any kind of justice at this rate. We need less hashtags and more action

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@KevinHart4real thank you for keeping politics out of your work. A lot of people appreciate that.

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@kanyewest #metoo

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#June2018
#GlowingOrb
#MAGA
#G7
#Killdozer
#LiteralCuck
#VOP

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@Sorry2BotherYou @lakeithlakeith What