CovfefetheBard

Harken to these tales of tiny hands and poor spelling

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@CovfefePal @DruidCovfefe @CovfefePaladin @CovfefeConfused @Darklordcovfefe @Great_Covfefe @CovfefeS @CovfefeW @GeorgeTakei @CovfefeTheLich @WiseCovfefe @CovfefeSimple @PrinceCovfefe @CovfefeRanger @KnightCovfefe @grokshanks @CovfefeCat @OrbofTkketh @CovfefeRogue @HorseOfKeth @CovfefeMan It is known.

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@CovfefeW @CovfefeS Warriors don't understand. Leave it to a bard if you need music.

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@CovfefeW And all the bards say...

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@CovfefePaladin @CovfefeS @CovfefeW We could use their help but they have been reticent as of yet to join the #FellowshipOfCovfefe. Together we can crush the Great Troll T'Rump

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@CovfefePaladin @CovfefePal @CovfefesR @CovfefeRogue @Darklordcovfefe @Great_Covfefe @CovfefeS @CovfefeW @GeorgeTakei @CovfefeTheLich @WiseCovfefe @DruidCovfefe @CovfefeSimple @PrinceCovfefe @CovfefeRanger @KnightCovfefe @grokshanks @CovfefeCat @OrbofTkketh @HorseOfKeth @CovfefeMan Indeed. Our skills are growing, and we are many. He is but one. The #FellowshipOfCovfefe grows stronger daily!

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@Darklordcovfefe @CovfefePaladin @DruidCovfefe @Great_Covfefe @CovfefeS @CovfefeW @GeorgeTakei @CovfefeTheLich @WiseCovfefe @CovfefeSimple @PrinceCovfefe @CovfefeRanger @KnightCovfefe @grokshanks @CovfefePal @CovfefeCat @OrbofTkketh @CovfefeRogue @HorseOfKeth @CovfefeMan I got a little something for you, Dork Lord: https://t.co/aWDzFjrFGk

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@CovfefePaladin @DruidCovfefe @Darklordcovfefe @Great_Covfefe @CovfefeS @CovfefeW @GeorgeTakei @CovfefeTheLich @WiseCovfefe @CovfefeSimple @PrinceCovfefe @CovfefeRanger @KnightCovfefe @grokshanks @CovfefePal @CovfefeCat @OrbofTkketh @CovfefeRogue @HorseOfKeth @CovfefeMan https://t.co/hkwLEjNPrj

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@CovfefePaladin @Great_Covfefe @CovfefeS @CovfefeW @GeorgeTakei @CovfefeTheLich @WiseCovfefe @DruidCovfefe @CovfefeSimple @PrinceCovfefe @CovfefeRanger @KnightCovfefe @grokshanks @CovfefePal @CovfefeCat @OrbofTkketh @CovfefeRogue @HorseOfKeth @CovfefeMan Greetings #FellowshipOfCovfefe! I have returned after intermission. I shall aid thee in this battle against Kali: https://t.co/GmF3jE32gS

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

*strums lute* https://t.co/YJyILwofWc

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

Having faced the first trial of @grokshanks, the #FellowshipofCovfefe takes a well earned rest and will resume it's adventure soon.

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@grokshanks Great Goblin, our party is weary after a long day of travelling and ass kicking. We shall have to have a brief rest before our next task.

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@grokshanks For mighty @grokshanks has conquered them all. *strums a final chord, and bows* #FellowshipofCovfefe

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@grokshanks For he stands astride the walls / & behold his pendulous balls / As they waft to and fro / Watch them swing as they go #FellowshipofCovfefe

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@grokshanks Ignore him or be smugglin' / And you shall know the pain / of all who have fallen before him #FellowshipofCovfefe

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@grokshanks All must greet the great goblin / 'fore entrance they shall gain / to the town in the Sakgruthan Forest #FellowshipofCovfefe

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

@grokshanks Keys and Gates, Locks and Mates, and lo who protects them all? / 'Tis @grokshanks the Goblin, The Watcher on the Wall #FellowshipofCovfefe

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

The Canticle of @grokshanks the Goblin, Keeper of Gates. #FellowshipofCovfefe

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

Now that the Kushnorks have been dealt with, @grokshanks the #FellowshipOfCovfefe awaits your trial.

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

*plays lute* https://t.co/EH7oLp25zw

[CovfefetheBard @CovfefeTheBard]

*in the most narrator voiceover voice ever* Hefting his warhammer, @CovfefePaladin swings it in a wide arc, utterly destroying them.