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bringing hooliganism and whimsy to campus since 1999. the premier satire rag of @carletoncollege.

[Carleton College @CarletonCollege]

Incredibly proud of Matt’s hard work!! 💛💙

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

willem dressed like a geo major

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Willem Dafoe, Jesse Plemons and Hong Chau in Yorgos Lanthimos’ ‘KINDS OF KINDNESS’

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

carleton prof energy

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

Why are all the books turned backwards? Is this a thing people do?

[the cut @cutrules]

https://t.co/nClDk8r8fX

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

real carls are picking dinner with zoboomafoo…

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Million dollars or dinner with Zoboomafoo 🤔

[Elected Offical⛓️‍💥🔻 @ProductOfLabor]

Actually, this just displays Ken Carson’s deep familiarity with Marxism

He’s critiquing the processes in which a capitalist invests money-capital (racks) in order to attain an increased amount of money-capital whilst utilizing the concept of the metamorphosis of capital 👍

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

this gives carleton

[rotblatt158 @rotblatt157]

What do you want to see at Rotblatt this year?

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

@rotblatt157 live cattle. a steer?

[aldo @al2manuel]

any day over 50 degrees in the midwest between november and march should be a regional holiday

[camila @camialmighty]

i can fix him (no really i can)

[rotblatt158 @rotblatt157]

thinking about. you know. having them at sunrise.

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

thinking about. you know. having a few beers.

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

can we find GOP Josh a date for midwinter ball? just don’t forget to register him as a guest…

[Josh Lickliter 🇺🇸 @GOPJosh20]

GOP Josh (Alpha Male) is searching for a valentine.

My messages are open, ladies!

[emily @blossomsbroke]

incredible scenes in the sarah lawrence gym

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

if a boeing 737 can have some screws loose why can’t I.

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

BREAKING: president byerly recognizes the sovereignty of a breakaway micro-state known as “the dixon porch”

[Alison Byerly @alisonbyerly]

Toured our new multipurpose buildings under construction - nice views from the student residences

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

tyreek thinks he’s tough, but this is just a run-of-the-mill termlong situationship at carleton

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Tyreek Hill's recent marriage was a storyline in Hard Knocks. In December, he re-entered a game with an ankle injury after she told him to "get your ass back in there." Today, Hill filed a petition for divorce. https://t.co/a5tYON6Yti

[cow print @CowPrintMag]

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS the issue.

[BAYLESS nods]

now you KNOW I am sensitive to the importance of international shipping in the Red Sea —

BAYLESS: Absolutely

STEPHEN A: BUT!