Himbo Chef

Ethan. 30. He/They. I get down on the clown.

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Damn yall getting your asses kicked over there

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: The UK is drafting a law to scan every photo, video and message on every phone in the country.

Tech CEOs who refuse to implement this could face up to 5 years in prison.

The proposal would force companies to build device level scanners that inspect content before encryption.

That means:

• Every image scanned
• Every message inspected
• Every video analyzed

All directly on your phone.

Governments and companies pushing these safety” systems already have a terrible track record protecting user data.

Last month, Europe’s new age verification app, promoted as a way to "keep children safe," was hacked in under 2 minutes.

In another case, over 70,000 IDs and selfies linked to online verification systems were exposed in a major breach.

Now the UK wants even deeper access directly inside your device.

Once governments force surveillance tools into every phone, they can expand what gets monitored at any time.

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Rematch has, objectively, the worst players I’ve ever seen in an online game. Genuinely horrific players

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

if I log into tf2 im playing with russian Nazis named Chungus Femboy who spam racial slurs on mic. If I log into Marathon im playing with gay women who scare me. If I log into Battlefield 6 im encountering new forms of non-sentient life, like something in a deep sea trench

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

@stvrgvzvr Say less

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Floigan Bros or Oddworld: Munch’s Oddysee. Possibly Skies of Arcadia or Capcom vs Snk 2: Mark of the Millennium 2001

[Emma Henry @Emma_henrry_vt]

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

@cuntslaw Thank you darling! Got it at a craft market a few weeks ago

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Big smiles

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

@necrologies They call me John Enabler. And bet I will be posting selfies

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

@necrologies No I don’t blame you at all. I’m spending $800 on clown stuff tomorrow you should spend $800 on the Swarovski Wolverine

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

@necrologies The Swarovski Logan would go so insanely crazy

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

@bloomsatdusk Factual

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Me and my favorite colors. (Give me all the greens.)

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

man if this tournament is gonna be reffed like this someone is gonna get killed

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

i do not think that should be a second red

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Time for the world cup which means time for the camera ops to find all the hottest women in the world

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Really cool clothing brand is doing a big circus themed drop and I’m about to drop $800

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

The concept of Kannapolis North Carolina existing in the Cars universe

[George Roush @GeorgeRoush]

Dale Sr. Canonically existed in the Disney-Pixar Cars universe

(And you'll never believe how he died)

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Get this shit on an F1 track asap

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

China launches high-speed road sweeper that operates at 80 km/h and clears dust and stones in just 7 seconds.

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

@chrominius Dalmatians are the best dogs so good choice very cute!!

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Get this shit on an F1 track asap

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

China launches high-speed road sweeper that operates at 80 km/h and clears dust and stones in just 7 seconds.

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Embracing possumhood

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

@necrologies Carolina blue!