Michael

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

@HoneypotVictim No

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

The harmonica player in my aunt and uncles band just took a 15 minute solo and ended it like this

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

Textbook humblebrag

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Yeah so that might top 28-3 🤯

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

I love the flashlight subreddit

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

I’m a leftist in a sense that I don’t do anything concrete to help but I would never order a deli sandwich called the NYPD

[✌🏻🤡 @xboxplaystatio]

Louie CK is back, baby -- and he;s jacking off more than ever!

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

Tweeted this like 6 months after Mac miller died, Mac’s fans had absolutely no sense of humor about it but I still think it’s so fucking funny

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Social Media Day.

What is your favorite social media post of all time?

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

Good way to sound smart about music theory is whenever you hear harmonies of any kind say I hear the beach boys, definitely a beach boys influence because 99% of the time you'd be right

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

Honestly when was the last time a precedent WASN'T dangerous??!?

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

@jongleballz

[^ @manoelectrico]

ya no hay ninguna diferencia entre scrollear en la vía pública y estar doblado por fentanilo

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

The only viable business models currently
1) selling alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, sugar or anything with melted cheese
2) paywalled content you have to pay once a month for

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

He already fucking killed himself what more do you want?

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

makes me laugh every time. Homer’s genuinely upset as if it’s a regular grievance.

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

Pet peeve is when artists insist their work isn’t autobiographical when it clearly is

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

Boogie Nights
Ocean's 11
Moonrise Kingdom
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

[Phil Walsh @PhilWMovies]

One more for today:

What are your Top 4 Scorsese Movies?

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

The male Lena Dunham is Adrian Grenier

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

@TitusAndronicus @bakedtweeets I gotta tap in on that Jersey Mike album

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

Elite soccer players: I am ze philosopher of ze pitch. I am an artist of footie you scum. Eat ze shit
Elite baseball players: This sport is just a job. My true passion is riding my ATV around my ranch

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

I ordered a hot dog from the bar and the bartender threw an ice cube at me to let me know it was ready