Nick Reichheld

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[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

Sure, I like the formal "Best Regards," and the suavely casual "Thanks," but I'm thinkin' about starting to sign my emails with "Enjoy," Thoughts?

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

@AlfCharts My internal plan is as follows

👇Details are as follows

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

I can't believe jojo sliwa is running for mayor of nyc, or something

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

cowboy carter cardboard cutout

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

Men will literally reunite the world famous band Oasis instead of going to therapy

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

Growing up is knowing that the smell of spring is just a vape flavor.

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

low key he ate tho

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

Might fuck around and listen to the "About Time" soundtrack on the subway and become stricken with the immeasurable beauty, complexity, and impermanence of the life bustling around me idk

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

When your crush races cars instead of skateboards

He was a Dom,
She was a Hobbs,
Can I make it any more Shawvious?

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

@CollinRugg @white_lenka You literally point out in your post that the term was altered to more accurately reflect the situation at hand. So are you just being willfully ignorant about it? Global warming failed to indicate how climates across the world would be affected in differing drastic ways

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

@elonmusk do you genuinely sleep well? Like through the whole night?

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

@mke12009 @TeamPelosi IF your Healthcare has gone up that much, it's because more people are able to be on Affordable Care and your private company is jacking up prices because they've decided its unacceptable for them to take a loss as people move away from them, so they pass the losses onto you.

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

@PaulHook_em @elonmusk Really good job, Paul. It takes a lot of courage to go out there and post the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

@LangmanVince This is a satire website. It's literal fake news for the purpose of comedy. Nice work, Vince.

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

"Life's a bit. Then you pie."

- Clowns Probably

[rachael burke @thatsso_rachael]

TONIGHT! NYC’s funniest sketch comedians perform at Time to Kill: A Sketch Comedy Show!

Starring:
∙ @jack_____enship
∙ @lilyblumkin
∙ Rachael Burke
∙ @Scoherc
∙ @c_lapuhl
∙ @nickreichheld
∙ @toochanning

with Featured Act:
@DylanAdler6!

🎟: https://t.co/exaLA7Mz2j

[Nick Reichheld @nickreichheld]

Splash splash I was takin a bath, when all of a sudden, TUB PIRANHAS

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Splish splash I was taking a bath” would be an insane way to start an actual story.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

*whispers* the worst nepotism babies are all the business boys inheriting generational wealth and not even making anything cool or good.

[Sinusoidal Music @MusicSinusoidal]

Lovely track by COMMON AIR https://t.co/ynQyXeEWUw

[Phantom Power Media @PhantomPwrMedia]

OK all you "genre junkies" and audiofiles, check out this track from Common Air. "Control" will take you through a whirlwind of tones and feels. It's really, really good. Check out our review here and find it on our "New Rock" playlist. https://t.co/BsB3uksfxE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended