Mitchell Cowman

it’ll buff out

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

God is good, I found my dad. He's from Norway.

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

What is feels like being a Husker football fan

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

I’ll do it. I’ll fucking do it one of these days.

[Waukesha Alerts @WaukeshaAlerts]

Poop Disaster @ 701 E Moreland Blvd (Frame Park)

2 PD units responding.

Caller reports there were 3 children wearing just diapers full of poop were all over the playground and now there is poop reportedly EVERYWHERE on the playground and in the park.

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

@ybloc2x It’s Red Nose Day

[Matt Ramage @mattramage]

You ever accidentally get drunk?

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[Culver’s Buffalo Tender Tracker @BuffTenderNews]

3/27/22: Unavailable for 300 days

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

“I’m a slave to fashion” - Todd Cowman 2021

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

@PajamaSamMan Yeah uhh lemme get a McDouble hold the double

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

How is it even possible to forget the patty for the burger?

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

Do I feel good? No.
Will Dons fix it? Probably who’s to say

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

You know she’s gunna be good when they put Tajín on the rim of your marg

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

Do a gainer Adrian

[Maxmoefoe Burner @MaxmoefoeBurner]

How is Chris Pratt going to compete with this?

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

BCE 🌽

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

Heard it here first folks, food comes from food trucks.

[pierce @PEisenmenger]

The Nebraska media team needs a raise. Every year they perform a miracle and make Husker fans believe we might be above average for once.

[Mitchell Cowman @Cowdaddy123]

I wish my dance moves were well honed like Conor Perry