Matt The Window Cleaner 💙

Music, Film, Football (Chelsea for my sins), left of centre, trying to do the right thing but not always succeeding

[Matt The Window Cleaner 💙 @CowenMatt]

Just smashed middle age!! Came home from work and lay in a hot bath listening to this! https://t.co/Fz3iK5KtJH

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@THORPEPARK any chance you could make this process any slower?? #joke #embarrassment

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So, Twitter/X/Musk & Trump Platform has become a complete cesspit of human cuntery! If it’s not a stream of OnlyFans bots, adverts for utter shite or knuckle dragging raciest w@nkers, it’s now two muppets with faces moulded out of Play-dough peddling nonsense! App deleted! ✌🏼🖕🏼

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@anon_opin All the paperwork would be boring though

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@anon_opin Was only thinking that earlier today when I took my dinner out of the oven with my Joy Division oven gloves

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@TaylorMod Well, to be fair, he had a longer reach and superior footwork

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@TaylorMod Update: just found out it’s available to rent from Amazon Prime TV for £0.99 at the moment!

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@TaylorMod An absolute classic! Loved it! Just a shame that it is never on the TV and so few have ever heard of it!

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@greg_ashman And it was always bloody cold!

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@fesshole Oh we do when we get to a certain age!! Believe me! We also stop wearing light coloured trousers as well!

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@ATRightMovies This is the best, nothing else is close

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@jamiesmart Would never have guessed that!
Best one I’ve heard is: Which sport can only be played right handed?

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@CarverEmily I can’t understand why people can’t use these bottles? It’s really not that hard! Unscrew, lift the top off until it’s horizontal. It literally clicks into place! No problem at all! Seriously, have a rest

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@TaylorMod Reposts, racism and “read this thread” posts! What happened

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@MartinSLewis

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@andyl_14 @anon_opin Most definitely crossed paths! Probably on the longest staircase to the toilet in the world!

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@JamieIrishRed It’s all about the bounce, I think. He went low but the bounce took it higher than expected. To react to that in the split second makes it a world class save.

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@andyl_14 @anon_opin That was our first stop every Friday and Saturday night! Was actually a great starting point in the ‘90s!

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@thedailyjaws Obviously it’s Alien! Which is basically Jaws in space

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@RealBobMortimer Definitely wall mounted TV, the aerial socket is next to it.

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@RossKemp I’m feeling confident that whatever happens you’ll drop a crazy video later! 😂😂