Cowtown Caller

Editor-N-Chief of Cowtown Caller, Former Senior Investigative Reporter @DallasExpress, nicknamed “Pulitzer” by Joe Exotic @Joe_Exotic

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@sketchy_cactus @AlabamaLaw Great store.

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@AlabamaLaw @sketchy_cactus Btw, your friend bought that at the Dixie General Store in Heflin Alabama, not the airport (I bet)

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@AlabamaLaw @sketchy_cactus A moderate New Deal Dixiecrat who would consider voting for Amy Acton?

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@AlabamaLaw @sketchy_cactus I bet some handsome genius gave u that book

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@AlabamaLaw @sketchy_cactus I see you’ve already drank all the whiskey

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Of boredom.

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@deronworld Kelly is totally right.

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@_Tim_Adams_ @KHOU Become ungovernable.

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@johnmccarthyiv It’s gotta be Jacob Elordi.

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@AlabamaLaw I wanna go to waffle house with u rn, Greek man.

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@jared_shult Okay, I’ll admit it. I laughed.

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@exec_sum Gold Rush 2 electric boogaloo

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@MADGAGBEY She learned her lesson after that one “Vulgar” song with Sam Smith

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@MacFarlaneNews Federal agencies do this to reporters all the time. The Pentagon and the FBI have a weird tick where they both misgender me a lot.

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@arthurpress805 @AlanRMacLeod @nytimes Yaaaaaayyyy NAFTA!

More NAFTA wins for the working man!

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@MichaelDeLauzon It’s sun damage. Tanning was a big thing in the 60s and 70s.

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Met @bariweiss at a party she threw in Dallas, a few years ago

The old guard loves to grandstand but she’s the only one trying to change the insular, fading nature of legacy news

She’s tough and smart

She’s got a vision and I hope she succeeds at CBS

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@PopCrave She deleted it

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@SaltyDGalveston @UnderhillVicky Don’t forget Greer County

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Heard a mom call her to her daughter today. The daughter’s name was “Lemon”.

Total Gweneth Paltrow cultural victory