Cryptic Coyote

Just some nerd & programmer with a goldfish brain experiencing a bad case of Cloud fatigue... 💤🌧️ Just build your own at this point, it isn't hard. GG EZ

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@divisiongameHQ Too bad your servers are unstable and continue to ruin 24 hour patch runs....

[The Division Game HQ @divisiongameHQ]

The Broken Rain Incursion drops on August 11! #thedivision2

Complete the Incursion within the first 24 hours to unlock the gold arm patch, or the first 7 days to unlock silver.

Tag your squad, and start preparing. 🤝

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@argsaraus @ryangrim Please do this, I need to buy RAM.

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@melloJoseph_ lemon8 is getting the yeet as well.... it is a ByteDance owned app.

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@BestBuySupport An absolute legend told me a workaround to @Bestbuys broken password and passkey auth, involving linking an Apple ID to my account from the App (not website) and how the login involved in account linking will for whatever reason accept passwords that get rejected elsewhere. GG

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@BestBuySupport Seriously, fix my login, 2 hours of being stuck in a password reset loop and your chat support just ignored what the issue was before pawning me off. Case 346124301

Baffles me how a company that sells tech somehow has one of the worse ecom websites.

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@BestBuySupport

What is the ritual required to use a password to sign in to your cursed website? Because every time I try to sign in it makes me change my password or gives me this nonsense...

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@jimmyhmiller Ahhhhggggg Kewill 🤬🤬🤬

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@TheDivisionGame Actually, kind of bummed out after reading this FAQ. Was looking forward to the DLC, but I am not bothering now. I am not interested in flushing 6 years of building up a character for arbitrary reasons. So, why bother playing at all anymore?

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@TommypicklesIII @UmaineMark72 @TheDivisionGame Change applies next season, Y6 S2.

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@TheDivisionGame @RealSchlemil @TommypicklesIII I don't like being punished to play a game & getting to use our mains for the 3 week tail end of every season is silly. Progression resets of any flavor are not worth my time, and thus games like Diablo 3/4 and Tarkov don't get access to my wallet😅

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@PlayStation Neither, Ubisoft is a lost cause, and their pricing for half-baked games is highway robbery.

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@HankFett @NothinButSkillz Hey, it's an excuse to cancel Division 3! 🤣

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

I can’t tell if @Ubisoft is incompetent or just severely out of touch with the player base of The Division franchise. Heartland was a hot mess, then Div 2 DLC delayed a year for bug fixes that should have come years ago, chased by the insane addition of “Seasonal Characters” to a game format that has no business adding them.

If you need to nuke our characters to make your seasons interesting and engaging to players, how about actually putting some thought and QA into them? This is nothing but a shameless player engagement trap to juice player numbers while putting in the least amount of effort possible into a 4 month content block.

This makes me completely disinterested in whatever Div 3 becomes. Every Division franchise game seems to be run by a circus. Where is Resurgence? The Giraffes spit it out in the trees? Can’t wait for that wallet gouging mess to hit the app stores. Only logical conclusion for a dying franchise is to milk what you can as cheaply as possible. The option of actually investing into and following through with a “live service” game is surely too insane to work.

GG Ubi.

[Tom Clancy's The Division @TheDivisionGame]

Couldn't catch the Ubisoft Forward? We've got everything you need to know 👇
🔸Y6 Season 1: First Rogue available June 11
🔸 Introducing One Endgame
🔸 Seasons 2.0
🔸 More surprises await in Year 6

Get the full scoop here: https://t.co/7OhzhL7ZGg

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@tjlyasalem @TheDivisionGame It's just a lazy play time engagement trap. I already have maxed character slots on my account, and that is only due to a Hardcore character taking a slot, and stash space being so low, not because I actively play on multiple characters.

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@i_am_geopi @LusFialho2 @TheDivisionGame That isn't what they said at all, adding the character to your roster is not folding the xp over, and I wouldn't care anyway, this game handles multi-char incredibly poorly as is.

[T90Official @T90Official]

@redbullgaming Age of Empires 2

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

Absolutely comical @AWSSupport

Told I will get a response in 7-10 days, I waited 30 days and got the same canned nonsense reply that was absolutely useless. But this time with the big scarry "no further response" message.

Meanwhile, Linode, Azure, Sendgrid have absolutely no problem with the same info you were provided.

Meanwhile in the AWS data dungeon... Ermahgurd they want to send like 10 emails! This will be our undoing!

Linode had 1 requested change that I made, because you know... they have humans who care working there. They also built a customer relationship by providing useful information about correct email handling, information on the CAN-SPAM act, and so on.

AWS's response? ... something something security idgaf get out of my face peasant customer!

Insert yet another reason why I advocate against AWS in the workplace.... Definitely makes me happy the bosses sold their souls to Microsoft, at least they reply to us.

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@taylor_kangaroo @ssjlucius @Dexerto Everything was shit in the earliest testing, besides the in-game cosmetics store 🤣 They seemed to have gotten that working from day 1 before characters could even move around properly... 🤔

[Cryptic Coyote @CoyoteCryptic]

@taylor_kangaroo @GalvanofLazarus @ssjlucius @Dexerto Someone missed the joke of the first tech tests. Just because it vaguely started to look like that towards the end, didn't mean it didn't start that way.