Cozy Boolean

it’s priced in

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

Jayden Daniels thinks he’s Joe burrow #theydontloveyoulikethat

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

@nflrums They tax the fuck outta me

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

@SportsCenter @JasonKelce Jason kelce at the masters might be the worst thing going on in the world right now

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

I always thought that the Masters were missing Jason Kelce. #DayRuined

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

ESPN is shipping Jason Kelce off to The Masters next week, per @_DavidRumsey.

Kelce will serve as an on-course reporter during the Par 3 contest at August after making his debut at TGL earlier this month.

[just another girlie @ebitdagirliee]

When asked whether I would bet my bonus on the numbers

No I wouldn’t. You are the one who told me to backsolve based on an IRR target

[trash jones @jzux]

surely this is the 3-day weekend that will fix my crippling burnout

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

kendrick makes me realize that i could and should be hating harder

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

@NICKMERCS @UnderArmour @MalbonGolf @FBI

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

@ScHoolboyQ Nah this is crazy

[Caitlin Cook @DeadCaitBounce]

You are not “in the trenches”

You are in Microsoft Excel

[News That Matters @ThatmattersNews]

LIFE HACK: Disguise Your Zyn As Fentanyl So Democrats Will Let You Keep It

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

"We happily offer unlimited PTO, and encourage our workers to take it whenever needed"

You, thinking it's a trap:

[Brice Paterik @BricePaterik]

Nobody hates the Cowboys more than lifelong millennial Cowboys fans who’ve never experienced the joy of being good but have been hated on their entire lives.

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

@roasted @TheBoiSantana Yeah that man big as hell

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

real

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

after updating v33_FINAL of the excel model

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

My job is just… Excel

[Cozy Boolean @CozyBoolean]

That Friday feeling😎

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days