CparkKid

Idiot Savant. Tilt Expert. Embarrassing Dad. Never Serious. Ignorance is bliss. Insanely lucky. “It’s only money” #worthless

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@JoeSalOG @Floridagirl0850 They’re coming out of the woodwork for you, Joey

Badge of honor

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

• While George Floyd was robbing pregnant women, Chauvin served as a US Army Reservist. He then became a decorated police officer, earning two medals of valor and two commendation medals

• Responds to a call about a violent career criminal crackhead using counterfeit money at a corner store

• Crackhead overdoses in Chauvin’s custody

• A mass chimp-out ensues immediately. Monkeys overrun and burn the Minneapolis Third Precinct police station where Chauvin worked

• Chauvin is arrested the next day and charged with 3rd degree murder and manslaughter

• This isn’t good enough and the chimp out intensifies

• Chauvin’s wife files for divorce

• Charges are upgraded to second degree murder

• The 2020 chimp-out causes over $2b in damages across more than 20 states and 140 cities. The biggest riot in American history.

• Minneapolis state officials prepare for more chimping-out depending on the verdict

• Chauvin receives 22.5 years in prison

• Chauvin also receives a 21 year federal sentence to run concurrent

• The Minnesota Supreme Court declined to review Chauvin’s appeal in 2023

• The US Supreme Court also declined to hear his case in November 2023

• Chauvin survives a brutal stabbing

• George Floyd receives statues and a gold casket at a funeral attended by more than 6,000 people while the rest of the world was quarantined

FUCK GEORGE FLOYD

FREE DEREK CHAUVIN

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@TexasMike2014 Gl Mike!

[White Girl @WhiteGirl1776]

Truth hurts.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

The Mayor of Chicago is retarded.

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@JoeSalOG Was gaming a direct force 2.1 for some reason when Brad and Sean both started rocking that putter on GG I was like holy fucking shit. I thought my putter was ugly, but look at these.

That putter makes my skin crawl lol.

Very delusional take from the putter I just came from

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@AlenaDaOG I’d like to wager one dollar Bob.

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@Nick_Palma1010 REALLLLLLL G SHIT. Fucking facts bro

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

This is what white privilege looks like.

[Our Own Nation @OurOwnNation]

A full breakdown of Chud the Bulders self defense, compared to other black violence and incitement.

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@AlenaDaOG Alena, what are you usually doing when you think of crazy tweet ideas like this?

[Creole Louisiana 🇺🇸 @bAnthonYsr]

Did Katt Williams really expose Kevin Hart⁉️🤔

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@GordonBombayObv What’s it like potentially being the future best caddy in Minnesota?

[Dapper Detective @Dapper_Det]

🚨TRASH: Minnesota is suing the Black Lives Matter founder of a “Defund The Police!” Minneapolis violence interrupter program after he stole and used $6.5 million to buy luxury cars, trips to Vegas & paying his child support.

Every actor of the BLM grift should be in a cage.

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@GordonBombayObv I mean you’re not wrong my guy.

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@Preston_K41 @WSOP Have you ever dealt the whole series Preston?

[Based Jessica @RealJessica]

Woman who lives in Minnesota encounters a rude Somalian woman at the gas station.

She skipped the whole line and did not care one bit while speaking in her native language to her baby daddy.

They don’t come here to assimilate. They hate white people and are here to dominate our country.

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@Nick_Palma1010 I wish you came to Austin for the Wsop Circuit

Need to meet you

[CparkKid @CparkKid]

@Nick_Palma1010 This is the realist tweet ever tweeted