Cpt Bernie Cooper

Great Captain, Better Man

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@BarstoolBigCat There will never be a 4,000 yard passer in Chicago

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@grford005 @McsorleyErnest @CaptainESmith @WMarshal1st Don’t let her drive

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@CaptainESmith @grford005 @McsorleyErnest Great day for the red blooded white American male

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

Me in the back of my moms Toyota Siena when she won’t let me sleepover my friends house

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@WMarshal1st @Applebees @McsorleyErnest Tell that single mother to shut it and get you another margarita

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

Bill Polian confirmed biggest cuck bitch of all time. Hang him from the Brady statue

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

From the ESPN report: Bill Polian was a vocal figure in the Hall of Fame deliberations involving Bill Belichick, with Spygate and Deflategate coming up among voters during discussions.

Per a voter who spoke anonymously, Polian — the former Bills and Colts GM and longtime Patriots rival — told some voters he believed Belichick should “wait a year” as penance for Spygate.

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@McsorleyErnest @realDonaldTrump @grford005 @SgtOLeary1959 @donaldfvckyou @ThePopeJP02 Thanks for bringing awareness to this tragedy cap (my trip being cancelled.) Maduro could have been holding my family ransom and I still would have told him to wait till I landed

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@McsorleyErnest @CaptainESmith @SgtOLeary1959 @KipsBayKen @Roger_dornJD @MurrayHillGuy1 Who would ever do that. Not my captain. Let’s make America straight again

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

I need Ella Langley

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@McsorleyErnest Drinking and gambling for me, cap

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@CaptainESmith @iLoveWhiteHoes_ @McsorleyErnest @BaunceyChillup @KipsBayKen Hammer the under. I’d put the line at 3.5

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@grford005 @PopCrave @McsorleyErnest @CaptainESmith Forgive, but don’t forget Gerald

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@CarsonCoopsCrap For the love of the game

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@McsorleyErnest @MurrayHillGuy1 @JerseyShoreGuy5 @grford005 @MoeLesterrrrr @whiskeythinking @KipsBayKen This is A1 game, Ernest. You’ve practically already porked her.

Congrats on the sex,
Bernie

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@McsorleyErnest @JamesPODon21953 @grford005 @Roger_dornJD Parlaying this and betting my life savings on it. If it hits I’ll buy you an island. If it doesn’t you can give the eulogy at my funeral.

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@McsorleyErnest @jasrifootball @PatMcAfeeShow @baja_my_blast @KipsBayKen @bigrogtom @MoeLesterrrrr This news is worth starting a war over

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@CaptainESmith @McsorleyErnest @JackieRobbiejr @grford005 How’s the ass? The O usually deflates that puppy

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@McsorleyErnest @Degen_CPA @CaptainESmith @Roger_dornJD @MoeLesterrrrr @nelkboys Ernest, if she’s gonna laugh at that, next time answer “head.”

She won’t be laughing, cause she’ll be sucking.

Best wishes,
Bernie

[Cpt Bernie Cooper @CptBernieCooper]

@Patriots @TomBrady @NFL Not sure what’s harder that bronze statue or Bernie’s hard cock rn

[The Pope John Paul @ThePopeJP02]

THIS IS THE GOD I WORSHIP