William Marshal, 1st Earl of Pembroke

The greatest knight that ever lived

[Sam Federman @Sam_Federman]

These people flew across the Atlantic to watch Mickey Gasper lead off

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One ticket is Haiti vs Scotland has the same value as Haiti’s GDP

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ATTENTION 🚨🚨‼️‼️

SEEKING AN ASIAN AND A DUDE NAMED CALEB TO REENACT THIS

[William Marshal, 1st Earl of Pembroke @WMarshal1st]

Mexicans love Gears of War

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@CaptainESmith @iLoveWhiteHoes_ @grford005 @Roger_dornJD @BacardiCapital 1) convince her to break up with him
2) sleep with her
3) Ghost her

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Vrabel says he will take time away from the NFL to focus on fucking

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

About to fuck an overweight white woman #seattle

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

The CIA is absolutely making a dick database with these things

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Today’s theme

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams has officially been granted Albanian citizenship.

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DEPORT EVERYONE WHO WAS PART OF THIS

[miya @miyarah_]

el ibuprofeno en mi cuerpo buscando el origen de mi dolor

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Ice skating with Zeta Reticulans

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Army recruiter to me

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This is big.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Russia to provide military aid to Madagascar.

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

THE BOSTON RED SOX HAVE WON A SERIES

[William Marshal, 1st Earl of Pembroke @WMarshal1st]

Make Pokemon Great Again

#pokemon

[chesa @alanchesa95]

se cancela la tercera guerra mundial

kim jong-un sin datos yendo al búnker:

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

Strait's back open, T. We got two weeks to get more Persian broads into the Bing.

[William Marshal, 1st Earl of Pembroke @WMarshal1st]

Ye please save us