bailey faux

another gentleman loser

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[bailey faux @CptJirk]

@skytopjf I was walking to the corner store over in Somerville once and there was just an abandoned six pack of miller high life on the side of the road. It was a great day

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

I can't believe it's JD Vance's fault the Pope is dead. Dude killed the Pope. That's messed up, you're not supposed to kill the Pope.

[mel @melschnef]

men will see this and literally think “hell yeah”

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

@ridestheTalot @skytopjf A classic 66 formation

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

What are we doing as a people to let Albany be a city, let alone a capital?

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

Today on the Amtrak I am forced to wonder: do the Amish know about Luigi Mangione?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ethel Cain doubles down on her controversial Instagram post in which she sided with Luigi Mangione:

“the men in charge better hope they can keep their digital smokescreens running as long as they can because the moment the rednecks and the hippies lay down their swords long enough to realize they have the same enemy, all hell is gonna break loose.”

[mentally chill @eleum_fuck]

He’s right!!

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

@lysolsocialist This is a metaphor for the over prescription of anti-biotics

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

No one cares enough about the density implications of hello kitty's height being five apples, but her weight only three

[MUBI US @mubiusa]

David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival, 2002.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

and you guys think this doesn't kill people...?

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

Not to be a dick but this is my best piece yet

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

Really just no slips all heartbreakers

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

Historian is an all time record

[Molly @_uncoolniece]

It also just makes you think about all the other deaths you know? Like I’m sad about Miguel Ferrer again now

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

I got auto corrected to lunch from lynch but in the spirit I won't fix it

[bailey faux @CptJirk]

The lesson (one of many) of Lynch isn't only to get weirder- it's to get more into the things that make YOU weird. Rather that regurgitating his aesthetics, what are those things for you. What weird thing can you talk about the way lunch talks about coffee, diners, jazz. Be that.