Zachary Hunter

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

@slitxurxwrists ?

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@slitxurxwrists book?

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@superhumman1234 No shoes on the trampoline

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@JJHulbs I’m sure that’s coming

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

So my mom is now working from home and I think I just got demoted from son to the new temp. She has me making coffee and running things out to the mailbox.

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

@maackattack01 😬

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@maackattack01 Maybe soon I’ll get promoted to vacuum duty

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@CastYerLines 👎🏻

[Casey🌷 @cbledsoeee]

I’m sorry but if you can’t spend not even an hour without your significant other to hang out with friends, you’re pathetic

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

Accidentally signed up for a credit card today... as I've said before I'm not ready to be a real adult.

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

@__xbrittneyx__ Not if you use

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@__xbrittneyx__ That's easy, just don't wake up until at least noon every day

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

@BroHumors @Truthingtons60 the summer camp remake was 1000 times better

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

@Margarettleee That's a filthy lie

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

True story: I was getting my hair cut today and a 5 or 6 year old boy came in, looked at me and told his mom he wanted that haircut. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FLATTERED.

P. S. If you see me at all this week do not speak to me, my head has grown approximately 3 sizes

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That one friend who can never hold their liquor

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

This morning I came up with a presentation as I was standing up to give it. If college has taught me one thing it's how to bullshit.

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@patrickbanf13ld 👎🏻

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@__xbrittneyx__ how dare you retweet my misfortune

[Zachary Hunter @ZackAttack323]

Every high school in the area: closed

Cornell: closed

Ithaca College: ha good luck getting here try not to die