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Let me guess. The Onion is in on the whole conspiracy to hide flat earth, and this is their way of saying it while passing it off as satire. Did I win? 🤔

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@FLuffeeTalks @Clip_Station_ The internet has never been real.

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@matt82704417 @ckllr801

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@ARES4AMERICA @matt82704417 @ckllr801 Hello, random guy on the internet who happens to be an expert.

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@RobotPolisher

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@robertjforrest @Lilith_Atheist It was at this moment he knew ... he was retarded.

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@JondavidRLongo @realkarenjean @Costco

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@realkarenjean @Costco The name is fitting... 🤭 Also, nobody cares.

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@earthcurated Obesity.

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@TanneriteCortez Some men think it is. Also, wearing things because other people think it's attractive is for losers. 😆

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@MAGAVet007 @TNTJohn1717 First day on the internet?

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@basilern93 @elonmusk Bold claim to make without any hard evidence to back it up.

PS "Trust me bro" is not an option.

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@Vision4theBlind You don't have a clue what you're talking about and it shows. Next. 🤣🤡

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@iluminatibot If by awake you mean paranoid schizophrenic...

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@1guyl Engagement farming accounts asking the same generic questions over and over.

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@Pay_Olaa You sound triggered. Also nobody fucking cares. Go cry in a corner by yourself.

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@buffys Recycled content from attention starved bums who base their self worth on the opinions of complete strangers.

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@itsme_urstruly @buffys It did both. Think of the hours spend doom scrolling instead of on education, sports, and real life engagement.

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@StableRonaldo @KaiCenat Just get a job. 😅

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@DaveTrent9 Anyone remember when it was acceptable to change your views and opinions over time? 🤔

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@Cluffalo As long as you do whatever you like, and you don't care if "some people hate it", then it's not really an issue. 🤷‍♂️