Cpt Bagpipe

Something inspirational goes here. Also, know any good tunes with bagpipes in 'em?

[Cpt Bagpipe @Cpt_bagpipe]

Hilarious!

[☈ Chris Jackson ☈ @ChrisJacksonSC]

First surge cam is in place at the Palmetto Boat Ramp facing Bradenton and is already streaming live. See the stream at the link below below.

https://t.co/w9o4QjALns

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

"Oh, don't mind Randy and Clarence. They just got back from three tours of duty in Whitemanistan"

[Cpt Bagpipe @Cpt_bagpipe]

@youwouldntpost I told my kids that they should do confirmation because it would make Nana happy and you could see the moment the guilt set in and they knew they were going to do it. I told them the guilt was when they actually became catholic.

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Nary a lone individual:
Me: Here's the definitive list of the best bird species in each of the 251 taxonomic families 🧵

[Cpt Bagpipe @Cpt_bagpipe]

@drskyskull And writes books about cats and invisibility!! And plays guitar, is learning to skate, isn’t anti-vax, posts funny book covers…. I could go on 🙂

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

If you aren't all rooting for our 3 athletes we're boycotting the next Olympics and just sending a frigate bird.

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@prtwoa @skinnyprinsess This is the best answer - it applies in Canada too although maybe 3 hours for a person here

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@servicerotties Dipper is down! Bonus if you can find a good stick

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@LaurenAshley087 @threadreaderapp Had to unroll this because a friend who also loves sailor moon couldn’t see the whole thing. From a couple of fans to you - your wedding was amazing , hope the years to follow are too

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@LaurenAshley087 @threadreaderapp unroll

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@GiantBlueRing Ok but hear me out. Have you seen the Savannah bananas? I would get season tickets if they brought back the cannons and made them play “banana ball”

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@SoVeryBritish The Hip Replacements (Tragically Hip cover band). This might be too niche for VBP 🙂

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@Neil_Zee Dipper ❤️

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@TirxieSimone My best friend is a teacher and for more than 30 years I send her a quick “happy birthday” for hers in Sept and never ever expect one for mine in June. Because I know those are the “busy” months in a year packed with busy months.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Good Lord, people. One more time.

1. "Born in the USA" is NOT a patriotism song.
2. "Hallelujah" is NOT a Christmas song.
And for the love of God
3. "Perfect Day" is NOT a wedding song.

[Naheed Nenshi @nenshi]

This. Is. Amazing. Best thing you’ll read today. #zoozve

[Cpt Bagpipe @Cpt_bagpipe]

This is a great thread and a reminder that starvation has been a weapon through history - Ukraine, FNMI, Yemen and so many others. And the “we have no choice” folx had one, it just didn’t suit their agenda

[James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con @OneShotRPG]

I think there are some people in my audience who could use a quick history lesson. I believe it will help clarify some important things.

Likely most of what you know about "The Irish Potato Famine" is propaganda meant to conceal an intentional genocide.

[Cpt Bagpipe @Cpt_bagpipe]

@GiantBlueRing But you have a future
And a big one to say
And I hope you'll remember
All the love that I gave."
Christmas lullaby - Shane Macgowan and the Popes ❤️💔

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@GiantBlueRing I hope you grow up angry
Just like your dear old dad
I hope you grow up brave and strong
Not like me - all weak and sad
You said "Daddy, daddy
You're stinking of booze"
I kissed him and said, "Kid
I was born to lose