Christian Jensen

Designer. Photographer.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Where are you @marcorubio ? Where is your support now for @MFA_Ukraine ?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

That’s great, Mr. Trump. I’d like to report a theft.

A man inside our government illegally spent nearly $22 million in taxpayer dollars on bogus campaign ads praising himself. He now resides on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Taxpayers want to know when they’ll get their money back.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

A horrific Russian strike in the Kharkiv region. A “shahed” struck people directly – in a park near an ordinary café. Pure atrocity. Six people were killed, including children. A little girl was killed in a stroller – her name was Angelina, she was just over a year old, born in August 2025… Her mother’s name was Inna. She died in the hospital… Another girl who was killed was 11 years old. My condolences to their families and loved ones. Another 14 people were injured, including six more children.

I am grateful to everyone who supports Ukraine under these circumstances and helps us shoot down “shaheds,” shoot down missiles, and stop Russian assaults. These are horrific photos, but behind them are shattered lives and the truth about this war. Lives must be protected. Ukraine needs air defense. You can't think about making money with Russia as long as it continues its asinine war. We ask that sanctions on Russia stay in place as long as the killings continue. We ask America to be strong, and we ask it to apply the Lindsey Graham law. We ask Europe to continue its support. We ask that everything possible be done to bring peace and guarantee security. Ukraine wants peace. It is Russia that has insisted on continuing the killing all this time. The world has enough strength to stop the war. That strength must finally be used – against the murderers.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific]

The miracle of the last 20 years has been that Americans finally realized that everyone has a gay friend or family member -or hillbilly - and that the time for this kind of ignorance is over and everyone can go HOME where they’re truly loved. Pray for this suffering man.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

On this day in 1492, America discovered smallpox, racism, slavery, and the Bible. #ColumbusDay

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

The corruption is staggering

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Trump: <threatens to bomb Irans fuel production capacity to win the war>

Ukraine: <bombs Russias fuel production capacity and is winning the war>

Trump:

[Christian Jensen @CqJensen]

@Oatmeal & been following since the very beginning!

[Christian Jensen @CqJensen]

@Oatmeal hey congrats man. def a long time in coming.

[Sen. Maggie Hassan @SenatorHassan]

A new Joint Economic Committee Minority report out today finds that President Trump’s vanity projects like his golden ballroom and gigantic arch could cost $1.82 BILLION.

What could $1.82 billion do for Americans instead? Take a look.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"Breaking Bad" - 2008
"Seinfeld" - 1989
"The Office" - 2005
"Family Guy" - 1999
"Batman Begins" - 2005
"SpongeBob SquarePants" - 1999
"The Simpsons" - 1989
"Modern Family" - 2009
"Hannah Montana" - 2006
"Home Alone" - 1990
"Parks and Rec" - 2009
"Drake and Josh" - 2004
"Friends" - 1994
"That '70s Show" - 1998

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There is no possible excuse for My inaction except nonexistence, and if I don't exist I'll be extremely disappointed with Myself.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

They shut down the Legislative Branch of the United States of America because I was outmaneuvering the Speaker to expose a global sex trafficking ring and impeach a rogue cabinet secretary.

It was the only way they could stop me.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump’s FCC just approved Trump pal David Ellison’s deal to allow Saudi Arabia, Qatar & the UAE to own nearly 50% of a merged Paramount-Warner Bros, including:

CBS
CNN
HBO
Discovery Channel
BET
Fandango
MTV
Nickelodeon
Paramount
PlutoTV
Showtime
TBS
The CW
TNT
Warner Bros.
& more

Outrageous: We don’t need Middle East dictators to control American media.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

And there it is. Just as I predicted. They’re canceling Congress tomorrow to avoid the vote on IMPEACHING @SecWar. It will also make it harder for us to reach 218 signatures on the Epstein Discharge Petition before the election. We were at 190+ signatures last night.

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

And so here we are. This statement from Trump blows my mind. That a sitting president would not let any renovations to a public building go on unless he gets to first put his name in the said building… What a sad state of affairs. What a tragedy. Actually, how small minded, how narcissistic. Actually
great men, devoted to public service and the public good do not act like this.

It seems that this man will not rest until his name is permanently connected to the name of a great president, whose memory this building was dedicated to. Imagine spending your time and your days focused on this, as everyday Americans struggle with healthcare, gas prices, rent, and food. Imagine spending your days focused on this, while a war rages under your leadership.

Enough said. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Christian Jensen @CqJensen]

@mashable ok thats waaay too much

[Christian Jensen @CqJensen]

@MKBHD to "open things up"

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Oh the irony