Scott Crawford

Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it out, avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets.

[Scott Crawford @Cr4wdaddy]

I haven’t tweeted since 2016. Hello world.

[Scott Crawford @Cr4wdaddy]

@SouthwestAir how about having people check groups in the correct order when boarding the plane? That'd be great

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#1Dforever one dick forever?

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Oh look we have a kicker again! Thank you Barth! @TBBuccaneers

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@TBBuccaneers Guess that's what we get with a Notre Dame kicker, cut Brindza before he misses more

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Thank you Culvers you are delicious and just what I needed right now

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@_ebunnz well we all know @B_SAD_22 is all I care about sooooo

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@_ebunnz what time are all of you OU peeps getting herr

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@_ebunnz lol you mean tomorrow?

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@_ebunnz I have my annual pig roast that day 😔

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@_ebunnz I won't be there 😭

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@_ebunnz ah shit not again

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@batesnicolee bae

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Some people in my family are just so dumb, thanks god it's not my immediate family

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@courtneyergs @batesnicolee #skankybitch #dirtywhore

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Where'd this hair come from? Wanna split it? @courtneyergs @batesnicolee

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@dwise2_ you know they ain't up, to many hardworking people out there working for them

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I'm so tired I think I could fall asleep on the toilet right now. Yes I'm pooping.

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@dwise2_ wanna funnel hopslams?