Snippy the Crab

[Snippy the Crab @CrabGoSnip]

Me when eating crisps: I should really eat some vegetables

Me when someone offers me vegetables: No thanks, I’ll have some crisps please!

[Snippy the Crab @CrabGoSnip]

No bro, I swear, that grass on the other side of this fence is a bit greener. Bro come on, it’s just over there, we can literally come back

[Snippy the Crab @CrabGoSnip]

Happy Brian McFadden day @BrianMcFadden

[Snippy the Crab @CrabGoSnip]

Ed Balls

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[Snippy the Crab @CrabGoSnip]

Nothing quite like Fruit after a long hiaitus

[Snippy the Crab @CrabGoSnip]

@themoonlovepic @ImagesAlbum

[Snippy the Crab @CrabGoSnip]

@naoisemay A bit better now

[Naoise May @naoisemay]

Weather’s rotten

[Elizabeth McGinn @McGinnElizabeth]

My pronouns are slay/slem

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

I think we all know what must be done here.

[Alex McMillan @UndeniablyAlex]

Yankee Candle's Stages of Abstraction

Level 1: The scent represents a physical object where the object's aroma is one of its distinct properties.

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: vacuum
Confidence: 1.98%

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: orange
Confidence: 35.45%

[Daniel Moser @_dmoser]

This. 👇

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

a plant, italy, 15th century