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Trying to put into words how I feel about beautiful works of art like Knights of Guinevere and The Lovers being attacked for failing to meet bizarre unwritten perfection standards. Like, YouTube criticism has poisoned your hearts…

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Update: She did see. She put in her two weeks lmao.

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Me, a normal guy: yeah I hope you’re learning a lot

Me, also clutching my young assistant by the shoulders: Do you see how it Is now? Do you see!?

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@JakeAuch What the fuck is a MA Dem doing on Fox News talking about streamers? Calling your office tomorrow, dude.

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Extremely funny that Taylor’s point here boils down to “oh well sure AI companies are spending way more to pump out pro-AI propaganda, but that’s different because they are shilling for their own product and I think that’s good to do”

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Making anti AI content on YouTube is not only profitable bc you’ll get a zillion views on any anti AI slop, but also bc there are a litany of these sorts of “AI safety” orgs that will quietly pay you massive amounts of $$ for undisclosed propaganda

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@pissvortex "Economic collapse the likes of which we have not seen" and it's just the same jump in a downward spiral we graduated into decades ago, one which boomers still told us it was nbd and we should all own three houses by now

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@wordgrammer You people are addicted to being a noble victim

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when are they gonna announce Mitch McConnel died so I can break into the Killing Stalking vintage bottle?

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@realJaredGilman @sapphicspielbrg bro I love you but this post needed some capitalizations to guide the reader 😭

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@PokemanZ0N6 Bobby Hilll

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@PokemanZ0N6 @johngood78_ Almost felt bad for you and then I read this.

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When your beloved pet dies unexpectedly your white coworkers will look you dead in the eye and ask you if you had insurance on them

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@MikeIsaac They tried to give my cat gains

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Remembering a friend in high school once blew my shjt clean off hearing Red Hot Chili Peppers outside my headphones and was like ‘is that a fucking harpsichord??’ And you know what fuck you it was

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@BisouHime @dyingnome You deserve all your flowers, this trailer and your animation sold me immediately. The love that went into this is so clear.

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Work like ‘come on we love after 12am you, she seems fun’, and me I answer those post midnight emails to beguile them.

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@Trey_Explainer When I saw it

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Zendaya Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey

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@banannerbread Baby that’s Markiplier

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I have always loved Robert Pattinson and I don't think any casting would have committed so hard to 'plate lickers' than he would.