Shane Crabbe

New York Times best selling author

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@chroam_ I hope you never got that breakfast burrito

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

Congratulations to the @StLouisBlues on their 2019 Stanley Cup win! 🏆

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

April 14. #ForTheThrone

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@josh_hufalar I like the part were Cuban Gooding Jr. Wins the boxing match for the cooks, that really gets me

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@josh_hufalar It's saving private Ryan

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Winter is here #ForTheThrone.

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@seraph76

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@seraph76 But the Mon Calamari are a species though...

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

If women can fill in their eyebrows then I should be able to fill in my mustache without criticism

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@danajion @gianna_alyne It's been one day....

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@phhhiiilll Nerd

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@danajion @ColePaton Nerd

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

Yo pizza is so mood

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

Please that was the first half of the semester, we're writing down who came up with theory of evolution https://t.co/r1YutqivoN

[KB @kbnoswag]

Your mcm took 60mg of adderall and drank an entire 32oz can of Monster just to study for his Intro to Biology final that’s tomorrow morning. He’s in the library right now sweating profusely and writing the definition of “nucleus” on a flashcard. He needs a 118% to pass the class

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

Christmas is back baby! And it's better than ever!

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@danajion I'll have what he's having

[Avery Springer @av_springading]

I have figured out why it takes so long for our roads to be repaired

[Shane Crabbe @CrabbeShane]

@krrristenclaire You leave her alone she's a goddess