crack mccain

If you ain’t hooping than you whipping the white

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

@BarstoolBigCat fake punt punt

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OMG I have NEVER seen this before 🔥🔥

Colts ran a fake punt on 4th down they converted

Next play, on 1st & 10, they left the punt team on the field!

And ran a fake punt again!

Texans had no clue what was happening and had too many men on the field

ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!!

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Your magnets don’t work big hoss find a new slant

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

Ok I’m bringing out the extra extra strength magnets for the second half

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Big getting dick down vibes… Dort looks like he needs a map and Chet is drawing one with crayons

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

Big Timberwolves game three vibes

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Chet Holmgren in a close out game

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

How about you magnetize Chet Holmgrens hands together so he doesn’t give up the ball in the paint

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

Ok I’m bringing out the extra extra strength magnets for the second half

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Chef Holmgren will never be able to recover from getting his ass beat on national television

[🇺🇸Lionel🇺🇸 @LionelMedia]

Ted Cruz will never be able to recover from this.

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Bro Chet Holmgren is blowing the finals for OKC and you are talking about some hypothetical shit… live in the real world

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

If kids can’t read at the end of 4th grade, then they shouldn’t graduate to 5th grade until they can. Artificially “passing” students & patting them on the back isn’t compassion. It’s cruelty.

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Chet is an unevolved kangaroo man out there… he just realizing he has thumbs

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

Yeah not a good half

Nobody scoring outside of Shai and Dub, defense hasn’t been the sharpest, bad turnovers

Honestly feel like we’re getting out Thundered right now, they’re playing way more decisively and we’re making hella mistakes

Have to make a punch very quick out the half

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Chet holmgay

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

She fuck me like she stupid

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

@ChineseEmbinUS @realDonaldTrump you up big dawg

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Anybody want to split the fee to the casino

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Didn’t know anybody died on a Friday

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

@AOC You need to figure it out, you are losing- you aren’t wrong- but learn how to win

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Bro they don’t like you

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Is Zelenskyy a dictator?

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

Is Zelenskyy a dictator?

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Everything President Trump has done so far has been great, but the big question is, will the Republican controlled House & Senate work to codify these things into law?

Codifying these things is crucial for the long haul.

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

She just reposted what happened? What?

[Wit Cephandrius @WitCephandrius]

@ScottPresler You're the one to talk, trying to disguise yourself as a high profile CNN reporter.

[Wit Cephandrius @WitCephandrius]

@ScottPresler You're the one to talk, trying to disguise yourself as a high profile CNN reporter.

[crack mccain @CrackMccain]

I heard you’ve had sex less then 13 times

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is a real picture