Jaye

I'm just like an AI girlfriend, except that I am real and also incredibly dumb 💜 I like music, One Piece, and the great city of Chicago (and also other stuff)

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

@mahichos of course, honestly a ridiculous thought on my part 🤦‍♀️ please forgive me 🙇‍♀️ 🙏

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

mfs decide to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure then get mad when the adventure gets bizarre

[ittie bo bittie @mahichos]

Genuinely what is anybody fuckign saying

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

this is just a joke I also have no fucking clue what's happening here. ive only read the first two chapters of Jojolands and they were fan translated leaks

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

if you've ever visited my place and thought "wow, she has a lot of instruments" you would be correct. one could even say I have too many

however, I have added another, but I promise it's for an actually good reason

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

The World Cup equivalent of Ewoks taking down the Empire.

[ShinobiVault @ShinobiVaultHQ]

I love how Luffy is willing to give up anything if it means saving someone he cares about.

And honestly, after watching this episode, I ended up loving Buggy even more than I already did.

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

you can see in his face how he regrets not letting Iva stick him with the girl juice

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

he refuses to be titmogged by her

[momo @lmnjuicee]

love how sanji is always showing
cleavage when he's next to robin

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

one of my employees today: "what's that music from Japan called? BDSM?"

me: what?

him: "like Korea has K-Pop, Japan has something, its like BDSM or something"

guys. he was talking about BTS 🤦‍♀️

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

it's not too late, we can teach them

[Yo @JumpingOnTables]

One myth about Chicago that I wish was true.
When i was 10, my cousin told me that the monkeys at Lincoln Park Zoo will throw up gang signs if you throw one up at them.
They dont. 😔

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

@SYNESTHEIZURE who are the Nixon 5 everyone keeps posting about?

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

we are closed. they are clocked out. eating takeout from a different restaurant, watching these two games lmao

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

typically don't like to talk about being a "cool" boss cuz that makes it inherently uncool. but I will make an exception. set this up at work for my employees to watch the World Cup & Knicks games. after the soccer game ended they apparently put college basketball on that screen

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

@MugiwaraDGoofy Sanji's gender dysphoria so bad a single dad took one look at him and immediately clocked it

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

@BuddyBenchCO welcome aboard 🏴‍☠️ sorry if I have inadvertently spoiled anything for you 😬

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

very sad i have not been to a Buddy Bench show since the new ep dropped. every single one ive been unable to go 😭

[Jaye @CrackerOfCorn]

cursed yaoi

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Marco Rubio Tops JD Vance in 2028 Presidential Election Odds — Polymarket

[ari | queen summertime @queensxmmertime]

megan thee stallion as jolyne cujoh

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit