Oda Nobunaga was holding court when two women came to
him:
She stole my baby after killing her own! said the first
She's crazy, and is trying to steal my child! replied the second
The after hearing each side, the great lord ordered everyone killed and their villages razed.
@neomozarab@uramanewen@nuqedvest Said French count(Count of Eu, son-in-law to Brazilian emperor Pedro II), took charge of Brazilian army only after Brazilian troops took over Asuncion and Duke of Caxias(who was leading Brazilian army up to that point) went mad after Francisco Solano Lopez refused to surrender
Kylian Mbappé:
“Sports betting is destructive. It has ruined the lives of some people I know. That's why I refused to appear in sports betting advertisements. Many of us come from the suburbs, and it destroys the lives of countless people there.”
As a matter of fact, all Chinese people were white until 1950, when Meow Zee Dong and See See Pee, after exterminating all the cool dragons and sexy girls in Qipao, used their Communist magic to turn all the Chinese people into the look they have today
-Llegó a China a los 5 meses de edad.
-Tiene la nacionalidad China.
-Habla con acento Chino.
-Se crio en China.
-Fue educado en China.
-Se formó en un club de China.
-La familia que lo adoptó es China.
-Su cultura es la China.
ES CHINO.
This is a magnitude 7.5 earthquake.
In 1812, the First Republic of Venezuela under Francisco Miranda was ended after a 7.7 magnitude earthquake destroyed revolutionary Caracas. The Spanish royal authorities argued it was divine punishment for rebelling against the Crown.
To that, Simon Bolivar said, "If Nature is against us, we shall fight Nature and make it obey."