Craft Cartel

Not a cocktail guru, just a guy who wants to show people a good time with cocktails. owner of Craft Cartel cocktail catering

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@SilentRenegade_ @TikTokPolicy 😂😂😂 The initial political momentum to ban TikTok in the United States began in July 2020 when then-President Donald Trump proposed prohibiting the app, citing national security concerns.

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@MccoulfMichael @MJTruthUltra Once again Trump makes a statement that is literally impossible for him to accomplish and his cult defends it 🤦

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@RaoulGMI So long to everyone’s hopes and dreams 👍

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@maduro_en Just a reminder that you are a piece of shit and a huge fat corrupt pussy, oh and the world hates you

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@elonmusk They have found 30 instances in 20 years of non citizen voting. This lie has been peddled for years and years and years and yet somehow a smart person like yourself has fallen for it I’m shocked. To think I was actually a Elon supporter at least until this summer.

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@elonmusk We printed the most money into circulation during the Trump presidency like WTF are you talking about Elon for real, you are such a smart guy saying the dumbest shit lately on Twitter I’m so thrown off.

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@davidgokhshtein @LucasHexen His financial team sure not him personally. Try again

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Ever heard of a balloon shot machine? 🤔

Most people haven't but trust me, it's the coolest thing to add to your next big event. It's like a mini boozy magic trick. We fill these balloons with boozy mist, and then POOF! People suck the air out and get a crazy little buzz. Thi...

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Hey everyone! 🌞 I want to share one of my favorite two-ingredient cocktails I came up with on a beach in South Florida about ten years ago. 🏖️

It's not your typical vodka soda, tequila soda, whiskey Coke, or rum and Coke. This one is a bit different and super refreshing.
Al...

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Made it down to Naples, FL for a corporate rum-tasting event.

Why a rum tasting, you ask? The event’s theme was a Cuban Havana Night! And what better way to get into that vibe than sipping on some delicioso rum? A few sippy sips and you'll be practically speaking Spanish! Lo...

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Experiencing my first Indian wedding was a blast! 🎉

From the lively group dances to the mouth-watering food, it was non-stop fun. We set up multiple bars to keep everyone served and avoid any bottlenecks.

Shoutout to Carlos and Chad for their awesome flair for bartending!...

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Ever wondered if luxury tequila is worth the hype? Discover the truth about small-batch gems like Fortaleza and Siempre vs. big names like Clase Azul. 🥃✨ Choose quality over marketing and know what you're sipping!

#BartenderLife #TequilaTalk #ClaseAzul

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It’s getting hot, and there’s nothing like a refreshing spritz to cool down!

🍹 Today, I’m using j.f.hadens Orange Liqueur to craft a vibrant cocktail that’s perfect for summer. #ad #21+

🌞 A bit of lime juice, simple syrup, fresh pineapple juice, and a touch of soda wat...

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@teslaflexx @elonmusk I have picked up 2 assigned Tesla vehicles and each time I did everything through the app the week of including scheduling the pickup. I showed up I gave my name to a receptionist and I presented valid ID and about 10 mins later someone pulled my car around. Who needs more staff?

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@jeremyjudkins_ No one should have that kind of opinion about what others do with their money.

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@CryptoGodJohn $ROOT $MYRIA

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@GetOnTap @CollinRugg When people who never owned, or possibly even driven an electric vehicle, make these statements, it’s like saying, you hate a particular food that you’ve never eaten before your life.

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@SquirtGanda @Hugo_MA4 @AreTrue @DailyLoud Clearly you dismiss ecology and just chose delusion. Let’s just trash the planet, kill every animal and pump the atmosphere with emissions because according to you it will find a way to fix itself.

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@LillerOtto @DC_Draino @Tesla got better self driving than the fucking aliens do.