Sam Jones

29, Liverpool.

I'm just trying to play good, consistent Uno.

I do all my own stunts.

All views are tragically my own.

He/him.

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

@WhenImElmo2 Happy to help!

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

Got comfy in bed, and then the WiFi stopped working and now I can't turn off my smart bulb. The future is stupid.

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

Australian fans trying to decide if they still like McLaren

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Oscar Piastri will race for @McLarenF1 in 2023

#F1

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

Me when I see that the buffet has mini quiches

[Katherine Turk @kat_scans]

Absolutely dying

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

Sack the Mens team off imo

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

🏆 OUR ENGLAND. OUR CHAMPIONS. 🏆

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

@Knox_Harrington Which TAW contributors would you take on the Crystal Maze if you were team captain?

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

Why does every IMAX film have an advert for the concept of IMAX right before the film starts?

Quit selling it to me, I'm literally right here.

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

@johngibbonsblog @TheAnfieldWrap What's the best thing you've ever made yourself?

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

@mtt_json This is the content I'm on this site for

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

I would just like to ask every PNG on Google Images that is not actually a PNG but is instead a JPEG that just has the checkerboard background to please fuck off. Thank you.

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

It's safe to say that I'm a fan of @wearethestrike.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE’RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

@hey_im_scott Coming after your points record now lad 😜

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

🎵 And now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna believe us, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE US!

WE'VE GONE AND WON THE LEAGUE! 🎵

[Sam Jones @CraftyMcGee]

Marcus Rashford becoming the leader of the opposition was not the sub-plot I was expecting from 2020 #schoolmeals4summer

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

31 years ago today, 96 children, women and men lost their lives at Hillsborough.

Our thoughts are with all those affected by the tragedy and the 96 fans who will never be forgotten.