Dr://Matt.json

Sausage roll connoisseur and pasta enthusiast. This is not a serious Twitter account...

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@LNER we're on the 1400 Edinburgh to KingsX service which has just been told is now terminating at Newcastle. How is best to get to London now?

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@NPL Such great questions! Wonderful audience!

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Here we go again ...

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@amateurscotsman A long road to go then? Is it relatively lossless from one transfer to another post pellet or will inefficiencies be the next target to improve upon?

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@KencoBandit

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Its that time of the year again where i scream into a mince pie.

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@amateurscotsman It's all alien I'm afraid! But curious nonetheless! Just seems a tad beyond just stick the whole thing in a bath?

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@amateurscotsman An achievement indeed! How does one conceivably proceed to attach a generator to it? That grid power number looks like an insurmountable hill to the uninitiated...

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

#PMQs just isn't the same since they moved to this new format of rotating guest Prime Ministers every week.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz

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@KencoBandit @skymach1ne Oscillating at the frequency of your soul

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@IAmRythian Honestly I thought that being evil in Bioshock (1) wasn't attractive enough! Sure you get the bonus immediately, but if you spared them you still got the boon later on. Should have stuck to their guns and offered crazy bonus to be evil.

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The nicest thing about the new TFL electric hybrid busses is the (lack of) noise. Genuinely pleasant to travel now. Looking at you first bus Glasgow!..

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@NHSuk Exemplary care from the surgical and A&E teams at Queen Mary's hospital and St George's hospital respectively last night. Angels all of them. I was very well looked after. Please pass on my thanks.

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@clarecowie me_irl

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@clarecowie His expression is priceless

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@clarecowie T O U C H

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@_Railcards Used the phone number. Got it fixed in the end. Thank you.

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@_Railcards can't access your website to add a Railcard to the app - very frustrating as it is web only! Why take my money if it doesn't work!?

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@BobaFermi @Rainmaker1973 Speed borb