ApplebeesCraig

self appointed CEO of Kratomulus’ bussy

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

Step 1: Secure the Keys
Still workin on Step 2

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

@theOGtoaster song lyric?

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@Garionnnnnnn I been losin since 2017

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she buss out the FNAF after sex, is she a furry

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

180 SPM (strokes per min)

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

The hate I feel for the United States Postal System is unmatched

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@Garionnnnnnn i’ll see you at work

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

some of my friends really need a hobby or a girl

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

i pissed the bed again! Pog!

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

@theOGtoaster we both know Pink Floyd is a slippery slope to suicide

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@Kratomulus @theOGtoaster yeah but now i’m pissed so no more bussy for you also both of you (people in paris) lost the game

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

hold the funny coin monkeys

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

a mf like me has got to fix their sleep schedule

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

The OGToasta

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

My diet consists of nicotine and caffeine

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Update, it fucking hurts

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

dislocated my pinky just to feel something

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

dislocated my pinky just to feel something

[ApplebeesCraig @Craig70883737]

@theOGtoaster what the fuck happened, what happened

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i’m lickin it, stickin it, and viciously gay dickin it
-obamna

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