Crispian Powerlock

Wry looker-at-er, satirist, comedy gig putter-on-er, dancer, litter campaigner, crisp historian, humanitarian, Brummie.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@liamtuffs1 Boohoo. The horrible man wouldn't shake my hand. Waaah.
But I've seen them dancing at Pride and Notting Hill with the gay and Carribbean community.
Boo hoo.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@liamtuffs1 What an absolute idiot you are. You've mugged yourself off here.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump It's all computer.

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@sniffpetrol With reference to your new ink: On a recent trip to Wales, I spotted this remnant of bygone times.

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@ronkelawal The most important film since Flateley's Blackbird.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

subscriptions >>> https://t.co/35D27IBk19

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@vizcomic Follow your own advice on preparing for winter motoring emergencies by placing a Hob Nob* in a tax disc holder by simply placing a Hob Nob* in a tax disc holder.
Pro tip: Avoid Jaffa Cakes: they melt when demister heat is applied.
*Thrifty shoppers may substitute for LIDL Oaties.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@VizTopTips
Ensure visiting defecators & micturators alike are aware of your status as a published Viz Top Tipster by simply buying frames from Tiger, before going to Max Spielmann to have them printed and framed then affixing them to the walls of the smallest room in the house.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@vizcomic This was me! I am this Top Tipster.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

Golden Wonder Sausage and Tomato are the crisps that Walkers Sausage Sarnie wish they could've been.
There. I said it.
@GoldenWonderUK

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@DeeringRob I may have imagined it, but did you get your Seann and your Sean mixed up?
We don't miss Seann Walsh. He's still around..

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@fillhaze Ah, Tudor. Pioneering regional crisps. Bought up and spat out by Walker's, after their purchase by the acquisitive Pepsico.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@KPSnacks
I wait a lifetime for irregularly shaped Hula Hoops, and two turn up at once.
I feel like my whole life has been leading up to this moment.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@AccidentalP
https://t.co/Rql3DDkqlX

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@bcscratchings Keto-friendly pork scratching recipes.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

The soon to be demolished Hillcroft House. Druids Heath. Birmingham.
#birmingham
#thistown

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@coldwarsteve He was asking for it.

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@UKUpdates_co_uk It's not that it's offensive, it's been daubed onto a wall in Greenwich. Any painting on a wall would have been objected to.

[Crispian Powerlock @CraigB43]

@bbcshowstours Hi. I've not received tickets for the This Town premiere on Tuesday 19th. I've received a text, but no tickets. Can someone resend please?

[Izzy Knowles 🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 🌎🕊️ @gardensinboots]

Bham Hall Green & Moseley Constituency has three well used and popular libraries. Kings Heath, Sparkhill & Hall Green. It would be a tragedy to lose even one. Please sign my petition to save them.
https://t.co/gsHXOHR3bm