Craig Page

Strategist at Large

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Think Ringo had it easy? Test your drumming skills Think you've got rhythm? I scored 924 out of 1000 points. Can you do any better? https://t.co/9qr9gbFMc1 via @ConcertHotels

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

The @qantas fiasco continues. After being booted from the airport and a three hour delay, the upgraded seat I booked was mysteriously lost from the system. My gold status expires in a couple months, so I think I'm on the lookout for a new airline. Any recommendations?

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

A new customer experience low point in progress by @qantas - being told I have to spend my 8h (10hr with delays) transfer in Bengaluru OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT, and no service counter to speak to! Hopefully they monitor twitter?

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

@qantas having a terrible experience transferring at BLR awaiting QF68 to Sydney. Have been told to spend my 8hr transfer OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT and have had to wait 3hrs to speak to someone in a Qantas badge to tell me there isn't a service desk and they can't help!

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

I feel sorry for robots with legitimate reasons to complete forms on the internet.

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

@RebekahRadice Can I have more time to prepare please?

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Tomorrow's generation might find drinking water more affordable if they didn't insist on repeatedly spooling unused rolls of toilet paper onto the bathroom floor

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

@benhourahine Cast iron argument there. My main barrier is that I have about 2000 bots I inadvertently followed in 2009 that I don't want to have to work through and purge

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Should I start using twitter again? Discuss.

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Thank you every emailing list I have registered for, ever, for the messages about how all your companies are reacting to COVID-19. I will read all 18,564 of them with interest.

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Good.
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[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Taking some stock shots https://t.co/9LliaAXY4E

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Why aren't cruise ships called 'Flotels'?

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

#mottosforlife https://t.co/Se3MoxvZih

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

This offer's going to save me an arm and a leg @ Newport, New South Wales, Australia https://t.co/P6ZNCeZDGC

[MAD Magazine @MADmagazine]

At the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place and The Nun took second, which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities.

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Getting dropped off by a taxi at the airport:

Driver: have a great flight!
Me: thanks! You too!

It has been a long day.

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Customer service @Avis : invent a premium 'preferred customer' service, downgrade all your other customers to 'piece of shit' service and let them queue for hours in a sweltering glass box in the south of France. Try harder.

[Craig Page @CraigDPage]

Uninvited, my iPhone just fired up @AppleMusic and pushed Bon Jovi's latest turd through my car speakers. I may never buy @Apple again.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?