Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)

Pay attention 💉 CULTIST SHEEPLE! We will FIGHT your EVIL TYRANY! I am the CALVARY here to protect your FREEDOM! Clive is here with the CASH!!!

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

And you all thought I was thick…

[Hughes News @newsinhughes]

BREAKING: Hughes MP Jenny Ware cuts live feed when an Aboriginal man gets up to speak at her “community consultation” on the Voice, after two hours of white men talking (Abbott and Hildebrand) #VoiceToParliament

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

@steele4hughes How dare you attribute my art work to the Liberal’s!

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

@DebCansdell @theV_C_ @Aussie @steele4hughes Does backing away count? If so there were a lot of those on the weekend!

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

There has been much CONJECTURE about why I’m sitting at the @aussie home loans stall at Menai Marketplace. As you can see I’m selling raffle tickets. GRASS ROOTS as ya get! Clive said I need to pull my weight and contribute to the cash pile. Look how HAPPY my constituents are!

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

@theV_C_ @Aussie Well there’s a year off yer piddly outer suburban mortgage. That was donated by Clive at the expense of a coupla hundred k’s of coral bleaching on the Reef, with some decorative chunks of cobalt and nickel chucked in. I donated a truckload of ivermectin and a red ensign flag

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

Here you go #HughesVotes - straight from the horse’s mouth. All very simple and straightforward really

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

There has been much CONJECTURE about why I’m sitting at the @aussie home loans stall at Menai Marketplace. As you can see I’m selling raffle tickets. GRASS ROOTS as ya get! Clive said I need to pull my weight and contribute to the cash pile. Look how HAPPY my constituents are!

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

@AnnelieseXander HYPOCRASSY is RIGHT!!! Bunch of 🤡🤡🤡 tried to KILL ME OFF before the last election too, but look at me now! #freedomtoLOSE amiright?

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

Not a literary crowd then? Should of used a cricket “metaphor”. HOWZAT!?

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

Do it to Clive!!!!!!

(Image from my Telegram this morning. I haven’t quite got to the end yet. Winston wins, right?)

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

Do it to Clive!!!!!!

(Image from my Telegram this morning. I haven’t quite got to the end yet. Winston wins, right?)

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

Dear Georgia,

On behalf of Hughes constituents I have DECLARED COVID IS OVER! However, I am happy to provide Clive's STASH of hydroxychoriquine for the people of Hughes, in return for their VOTES. Deal?

As for where I am, Novak was in need of a SYMPATHETIC shoulder this morning

[Georgia Steele @steele4hughes]

Dear Craig Kelly,

This is what’s happening in Hughes. Dire, as elsewhere.

Where are you? What are you doing to help your constituents? Are you lobbying the PM on our behalf? The Premier?

Are you here, providing reassurance? Taking calls in your office?

Please help.

-Hughes.

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

@murnong @toastednewsly @DaveBezza80 @HughesRenews @Peter_Fitz @Better4Hughes Anythings possible in THEORY, right, Lorraine? Just don’t ask me about any of the SPECIFIC NUMBERS, ok?

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

@murnong @toastednewsly @DaveBezza80 @HughesRenews @Peter_Fitz @Better4Hughes Steele voters preferenced LNP LAST cause there all so determined to VOTE THEM OUT! Guess who gets those prefs? Yep, YOURS TRULY. And it’s KELLY’S UAP for the VICTORY IN HUGHES. And guess whose next PM when my UAP ALL come from FOURTH on the ballot to WIN!?

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

@steele4hughes @Peter_Fitz To quote the great Darryl Kerrigan, “tell her she’s dreamin’!” Apart from the 39867 constituents I’ve BLOCKED on Facebook (before the ban) and Twitter, Hughes loves me!

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

No I haven’t been asked to come on #abc730 yet. Seems @latingle is scared of my INTERLECTUAL powers.

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

@ecobard @AshleyLeahy Top idea - you reckon I could get the recipe in exchange for preferences?

[Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody) @CraigFromHughes]

If I don’t win at the election, PLAN B is to reopen the old furniture shop and sell medical supplies.