Craig Halpen

It may not matter to me but I know it matters to you. Let’s be honest.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thanks I forgot:
Joe Biden received 81 million votes. More than any candidate for President in the history of this country. It was a total landslide. A wipe out of historic proportions. He then went on to pass more bipartisan legislation than any President since LBJ. Conversely Donald Trump has not done much except start a war no one wanted doubled inflation expanded the trade deficit to historic highs and enriched himself and his family to the tune of billions of dollars.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

HEY MAGA! 🤣

I’ve been saying this from jump. The Reflecting Pool was going to end up looking like a green swamp, not blue. I just didn’t expect it to happen this fast.

One day after it was filled, there’s already a ton of algae.

And let’s be clear: this dude vacuuming the bottom is only part of the process. Without filtration and chemical treatment, the algae is here to stay.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you.

Thanks to the @NBA, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of @LinkNYC screens across our city.

LGK.

[Craig Halpen @CraigHalpen]

@realPatriot_Dad @ClaytonHaw @Breaking57 That’s horseshit.

Nobody asked for these dirtbags to do this crap.

They’re doing it for the money.

People weren’t worried in peril about whether or not they couldn’t record the populace on public fucking sidewalks.

These dorks are a blight on society.

More slaps coming.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Knicks fans are currently going viral for burning sage outside Madison Square Garden following Trump's presence in the arena.

[Craig Halpen @CraigHalpen]

@CBytesBob @HQNewsNow Shut the fuck up.

It’s bad enough that people in your family and town know you’re a moron.

There’s no reason in which you voluntarily have to let the entire world know via social media.

Shut all the way the fuck up you orange dick riding imbecile.

[Craig Halpen @CraigHalpen]

@W31RD_ASSK1D1 @afewsmallbeers @JCStew1313 @Constantinkid1 @suzamaroo @glen_birnie Signatures get kicked back all often.

Ballot Trax will let you know if your signature doesn’t match your ID (your signature on the ID when you first registered to vote) and your vote doesn’t count.

Verification is part of the reason it takes so long to properly tally votes.

[MOSA @mosaisms]

@Suzierizzo1 MAGA claims voter fraud where it never existed, then publicly announces they plan to commit voter fraud. Trump’s useful idiots.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Here’s another video of all these MAGA that thought they could take a road trip to California and vote for Spencer Pratt illegally because they’ve been told that they didn’t need ID to vote and they found out they were wrong and now some will likely be charged for it.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

Imagine spending years calling Joe Biden “Sleepy Joe,” only to become the guy falling asleep during televised meetings, ball games, and everything in between.

You can’t script karma better than that.

The man built an entire brand on mocking Biden’s age and stamina, and now he can’t stay awake when the cameras are rolling.

Sometimes karma takes its time.

But it always shows up.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lieu: The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night.

The White House needs to explain why Donald Trump keeps going to the hospital and taking cognitive tests.

[Craig Halpen @CraigHalpen]

@BohdiZepha @HaterReport @yyeeaahhhboiii2 There are myriad instances of White people losing their minds at sporting events, both inside and outside of America.

This is a clip of a few people fighting on a street. Look up Wembley Stadium in 2021 and get back to us.

Also, your “hand basket” rhetoric is beyond asinine.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

WAKE TF UP

[Craig Halpen @CraigHalpen]

@mdyhc909 @cryptojourneyrs You calling anyone a “moron” is rich considering you don’t know what “free speech” actually means.

What that OTHER moron that’s currently in jail was doing is NOT considered “free speech”.

He was harassing and inciting people, NOT, say, speaking out against the government.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

MAGA shows me their Pride!

#happypride

[Craig Halpen @CraigHalpen]

@RezaC1 @jacobsoboroff You are incontrovertible proof that degrees don’t equate to intelligence.

[Craig Halpen @CraigHalpen]

@LordHelpMe_LHM @JesseO007 @KimKatieUSA The woman filming is obviously Black, which is clearly shown and depicted at the top of the video.

The guy talking negatively about Black people is just an obsessive compulsive, slack jawed moron of shitty excuse of a human being.

He hates himself and miserable life.

[Craig Halpen @CraigHalpen]

@JesseO007 @KimKatieUSA You’re a jackass.

Those two women were not Black.

The woman filming IS Black, and she was the one lampooning the women for not paying.

You, a stupid motherfucker, have the nerve to make broad generalizations and speak ill of others.

Who’s to blame for your idiocy?

Clown.